Propaniac – S12E07 - Tears of an Inflatable Clown

S12E07 - Tears of an Inflatable Clown

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BORED.
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BORED-ER.
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HEY, DUDES, PASS ME YOUR FROG LUNGS.
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AUNT PEGGY,
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I JUST ATE A WATERMELON SEED!
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OH, MY GOD, WHAT IF IT GROWS IN THE BABY?
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I DON'T WANT A WATERMELON BABY!
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LUANNE, WE HAD THIS DISCUSSION.
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WE'RE GONNA LOVE THAT BABY
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NO MATTER HOW IT COMES OUT.
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SO BOBBY,
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WHAT'S NEW AT SCHOOL?
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NOTHING.
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SCHOOL IS SO BORING.
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WE NEED A FIRE ALARM
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OR A GOOD CLASS VOMITING TO MIX THINGS UP.
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TOO BAD I'M NOT SUBBING THERE ANYMORE.
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I WAS THE FUN TEACHER.
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DO THE KIDS STILL TALK
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ABOUT THE DAY I BROUGHT IN MICROWAVE POPCORN?
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YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE A CARNIVAL
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LIKE WE DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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I MET NANCY AT THE KISSING BOOTH.
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EVEN WITH THE TASTE OF 200 BOYS ON HER LIPS,
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THAT KISS WAS MAGICAL.
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A CARNIVAL SOUNDS GREAT!
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SOMEONE SHOULD PROPOSE THAT TO THE STUDENT COUNCIL.
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HEY, I'M A SOMEONE!
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SO ,
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UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE MY T-SHIRT
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TO "TOM LANDRY MIDDLE DOES NOT RULE,"
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YOU WILL GIVE US A CARNIVAL.
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WHAT DID YOU THINK?
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HMM.
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I DON'T FEEL THAT YOU LOOKED ME IN THE EYE.
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AND THAT MAKES ME DISTRUST YOU.
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I LIKED IT.
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AT FIRST I WASN'T GONNA GIVE YOU A CARNIVAL.
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NOW I TOTALLY WANT TO GIVE YOU A CARNIVAL.
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BUT I DON'T HAVE A CARNIVAL.
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DAD?
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THE STUDENT COUNCIL IS FULL OF NUMBER CRUNCHERS.
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YOU NEED TO SHOW THEM THAT THE CARNIVAL WILL BE EQUAL PARTS FUN
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AND FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY.
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I HEAR YA.
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LESS SIZZLE, MORE STEAK.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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NOW LET'S RUN IT AGAIN.
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THIS TIME SLOWER AND WITH LESS PASSION.
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ALL THOSE BALDWIN BOYS MUST BE JEALOUS OF ALEC.
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HE'S CLEARLY THE WINNER.
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UNCLE HANK,
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COME QUICK!
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MUD DABBER MADE A FRISBEE OUT OF BARBED WIRE
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AND THREW IT TO LUCKY AND NOW HIS HANDS ARE ALL CUT UP
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AND HE WON'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
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SORRY, BUT I DON'T DO HOSPITALS.
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EVERYONE I KNOW THAT'S DIED
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HAS BEEN SHOT IN THE WOODS
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AND THEN TAKEN TO A HOSPITAL,
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WHERE THEY DIED.
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NO HOSPITAL.
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DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET HIM THERE.
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PRINCIPAL MOSS,
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THERE'S A TERRENCE POPE
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FROM THE SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE HERE TO SEE YOU.
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I RAN HIS SCHOOL DISTRICT I. D...
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HE CHECKS OUT.
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ALL RIGHT, SEND HIM IN.
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MR. POPE?
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IT'S DR. POPE, BUT I'M NOT HUNG UP ON FORMALITIES.
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ACCORDING TO OUR MOST RECENT SURVEY,
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TOM LANDRY HAS REACHED 42% DIVERSITY.
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DIVERSE IS GOOD, RIGHT?
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MM, ALL THOSE CULTURES MIXING TOGETHER IS WONDERFUL.
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WONDERFUL, THAT IS,
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IF THEY DON'T START TEARING EACH OTHER TO SHREDS.
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WHAT?
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS LIKE THAT HERE.
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SURE, EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE A NERD GETS TOSSED AROUND,
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BUT NO ONE MEANS NOTHING BY IT.
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LOOK, THE SUPERINTENDENT SENT ME IN TO PERFORM A SERIES
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OF TOLERANCE EXERCISES TO TRY AND KEEP A LID ON THINGS.
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IF YOU DON'T DO IT, YOU'LL LOSE YOUR FUNDING.
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'COURSE WE'LL DO IT!
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AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON NOT TO HAVE A CARNIVAL.
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I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME EXTRA MONEY LYING AROUND.
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH MY DISCRETIONARY FUND.
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I'VE BUILT UP THE LARGEST DISCRETIONARY FUND
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IN THE HISTORY OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL.
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AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS MY LEGACY!
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I SAY WE PUT IT TO A VOTE.
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WHO WANTS A CARNIVAL?
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FINE, HAVE YOUR CARNIVAL.
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BUT IT'D BETTER BE GREAT, OR I WILL NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR IT.
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DID YOU REALLY DO IT, BOBBY?
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I HEARD A RUMOR YOU GOT US A CARNIVAL,
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AND THAT THE NEW GIRL IS REALLY 22 AND A COP.
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THAT'S RIGHT, THE CARNIVAL'S ON!
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I GUESS I'M GONNA NEED A COMMITTEE
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TO GET THIS THING OFF THE GROUND.
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WHO'S IN?
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YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
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GOT HERE JUST IN TIME.
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IS IT REALLY THAT BAD? WORSE.
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I WANT TO BE IN CHARGE OF BUMPER CARS.
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NO, DUDE,
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BUMPER CARS ARE MY THING!
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LOOK AT THOSE CHILDREN...
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A POWDER KEG OF DIVERSITY.
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I'LL START WITH THEM.
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OH, LOOK AT MY TWO BOSS MEN.
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I'M GONNA MAKE MORE BACON.
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WELL, BOBBY, YOU GOT YOUR FIRST
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CARNIVAL COMMITTEE MEETING TODAY.
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HOW YOU FEELING?
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BIG DAY, BIG DAY.
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I DECIDED TO WEAR MY EXTRA LONG SHORT PANTS.
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I THINK THEY COMMAND MORE RESPECT.
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GOOD CALL. SO HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
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WHAT KIND OF BOSS YOU'RE GONNA BE?
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THERE'S DIFFERENT KINDS?
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WELL, SURE.
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THERE'S THE COOL BOSS WHO WANTS TO BE EVERYBODY'S PAL.
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HE ENDS UP WITH LOTS OF FRIENDS,
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WHICH IS NICE FOR WHEN HE GETS FIRED
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FOR NOT GETTING THE JOB DONE.
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UGH, I HATE WORKING FOR BUDDY BOSSES.
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PEOPLE WALK ALL OVER THEM.
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AND I AM THE WORST.
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AND THERE'S ALSO THE TOUGH, NO-NONSENSE BOSS.
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THE NAME PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL.
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WHICH KIND DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE?
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WELL, IT'S KIND OF OBVIOUS.
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GOTCHA.
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WELCOME, CARNIVAL COMMITTEE.
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YOU KNOW, THERE'S TWO KINDS OF BOSSES.
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AND LUCKY FOR YOU, I'M GONNA BE THE FUN KIND.
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SO, IF IT'S TOTALLY RIGHT-ON WITH EVERYONE,
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LET'S TALK ABOUT THEME.
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LET'S TALK ABOUT DECORATIONS INSTEAD.
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OKAY, THAT'S COOL.
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NO BAD IDEAS.
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THE THEME INFORMS THE DECORATIONS, DUDE.
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YEAH, BUT DECORATIONS ARE WAY SEXIER.
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THAT IS MAD STUPID!
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UGH!
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YOU'RE SO INSIDE THE BOX.
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PRINCIPAL KIDS, LISTEN UP.
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THIS HERE'S DR. TERRENCE POPE.
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DISTRICT SENT HIM TO HELP US GET ALONG BETTER.
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I COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR YOUR LITTLE DISAGREEMENT.
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I'VE GOT A GREAT
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TECHNIQUE FOR PROBLEM-SOLVING.
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WHO'S UP FOR IT?
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PERFECT.
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THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO DISCUSS THEMES...
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WHAT IF I SAID YOU COULD EITHER WORK WITH THE OTHERS
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TO FIND A COMPROMISE
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OR SEND THEM ON A VACATION?
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I SAY WE SEND THEM ON VACATION.
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YEAH, THAT WAY, THEY GET TO HAVE A NICE TRIP,
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AND WE CAN GO BACK TO WORKING ON THE CARNIVAL.
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CLASSIC WIN-WIN.
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WELL DONE.
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YOU WORKED TOGETHER TO REACH A DECISION.
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SADLY,
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IT'S THE SAME DECISION ALL TOO MANY PEOPLE REACH
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WHEN ONE GROUP DISAGREES WITH ANOTHER.
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THIS "VACATION" YOU SENT THESE STUDENTS ON
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GOES BY MANY NAMES...
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EXILE, INTERNMENT, GULAG, DEATH CAMP.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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YOU'VE JUST ETHNICALLY CLEANSED HALF YOUR CLASS.
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LUCKY,
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I AM TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL!
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COME ON, LUCKY.
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WE'RE DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I... I CAN'T GET A GRIP.
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HE KEEPS SLIPPING AWAY.
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HE'S LIKE HAPPINESS!
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AAH! THIS IS VASELINE.
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NO HOSPITAL!
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AAH, DANG IT!
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WE'LL NEVER CATCH HIM.
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AND HE'LL NEVER RASH.
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GENIUS.
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I DIDN'T APPRECIATE GETTING ETHNICALLY CLEANSED, CONNIE.
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOU.
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I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS SENDING YOU ON VACATION.
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OH, LISTEN TO YOU. I DON'T GET IT.
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COME ON, EVERYBODY.
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BOBBY, WHY ISN'T ANYBODY WORKING?
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UH...
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I WENT OUT ON A LIMB FOR YOU, HILL.
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YOU'D BETTER NOT SCREW THIS UP.
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I ALSO CONTROL THE YEARBOOK.
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AND WHEN YOU CONTROL THE YEARBOOK, YOU CONTROL HISTORY.
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COME ON, GUYS, LET'S FOCUS!
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AND SO IT BEGINS.
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EVERYBODY PULL UP A CHAIR.
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I THINK WE NEED SOME DIALOGING.
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NOW PULL UP.
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WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE EXERCISE
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TO HELP YOU PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.
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SOME OF YOU WILL HAVE TO WEAR STARS
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ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES.
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I'M A POLICEMAN.
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UGH, I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS CRAP.
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LOOK AT ME, I'M A STAR-BELLY SNEETCH!
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NO, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAPPY TO HAVE A STAR.
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ASTAR MEANS YOU'VE BEEN SINGLED OUT, LABELED,
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LIKE THE JEWS IN NAZI GERMANY.
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SO, IF WE HAVE STARS, WE'RE JEWS?
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EXACTLY.
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AND WE SHOULD BE SAD TO BE JEWS?
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YES...
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WELL, NO, IT'S COMPLICATED.
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I MEAN, MY POINT IS, DURING THE HOLOCAUST,
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JEWS WEREN'T ALLOWED TO GO TO SCHOOL,
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THEIR PROPERTY WAS TAKEN AWAY, THEY HAD TO LIVE IN PRISONS.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE A JEW!
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ALL RIGHT, FORGET THE STARS.
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GET RID OF THE STARS.
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WE'RE MOVING ON. NEW EXERCISE.
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THIS SIDE OF THE ROOM WILL BE CIRCLES,
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AND THIS SIDE WILL BE SQUARES.
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CIRCLES HAVE ABSOLUTE FREEDOM...
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THEY CAN DO
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WHATEVER THEY WANT...
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BUT SQUARES HAVE NO FREEDOM,
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NO RIGHTS
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AND MUST DO WHATEVER THE CIRCLES TELL THEM.
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BEGIN.
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I SAID BEGIN.
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UH, SQUARE DUDE,
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I COMMAND YOU TO BARK LIKE A DONKEY.
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BUT DONKEYS DON'T...
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DO IT, SQUARE!
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AND YOU,
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YOU STUPID SQUARE,
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SING BEAUTIFUL SONGS ABOUT ME.
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I DO.
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OKAY, PEOPLE,
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I TRIED BEING THE COOL BOSS AND THAT DIDN'T WORK,
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SO HERE COMES THAT TOUGH BOSS.
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I'M A CIRCLE, AND I ORDER YOU TO GO BACK TO WORK.
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THAT WAS AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY OF LEADERSHIP.
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I BET YOU ENJOYED ORDERING PEOPLE AROUND LIKE THAT.
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WELL, I HAD TO.
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I'VE GOT A CARNIVAL TO ORGANIZE.
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AND MY DAD SAYS, "THE BOSS HAS TO BE TOUGH SOMETIMES
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TO GET THE JOB DONE."
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YOUR DAD GETS THE JOB DONE,
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AND HIS DAD PROBABLY GOT THE JOB DONE.
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THROUGHOUT HISTORY, GETTING THE JOB DONE
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HAS MEANT EVERYTHING FROM PERSECUTION TO GENOCIDE.
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WHAT? MY DAD HASN'T DONE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
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I MEAN, MY GRANDPA COTTON MAYBE A LITTLE, BUT...
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YOU ENJOYED THE POWER OF BEING A BOSS,
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OF BEING A PRIVILEGED CIRCLE
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THAT COULD ORDER AROUND A SQUARE.
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YOU SEE,
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CIRCLES AND SQUARES ARE JUST SYMBOLS.
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A CIRCLE COULD BE ANYTHING.
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YOU, CIRCLE, WHAT IS YOUR HERITAGE?
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DUTCH.
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THE DUTCH!
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WINDMILLS, WOODEN SHOES, APARTHEID.
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THERE ARE NO CLEAN HANDS IN HISTORY.
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HOMEWORK, I WANT EACH OF YOU TO RESEARCH YOUR HERITAGE.
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SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
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YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FILL A BOOK.
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MOM, I'M DOING SOME HOMEWORK ON MY ANCESTORS.
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WHAT IS OUR HERITAGE?
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I FORGET.
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WELL, LET'S SEE.
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WE'RE ENGLISH AND IRISH.
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AND I THINK YOUR GREAT-GRAND FATHER WAS GERMAN...
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STOP. JUST STOP.
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HEY THERE, BOBBY.
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I'D ASK YOU HOW YOUR DAY WAS,
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BUT SINCE YOU'RE THE BOSS, I ALREADY KNOW:
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DIFFICULT AND REWARDING.
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THINGS ARE NOT GOOD, DAD.
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I TRIED TO BE THE COOL BOSS AND IT DIDN'T WORK.
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OF COURSE IT DIDN'T.
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SO I SWITCHED TO BEING THE TOUGH BOSS.
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I YELLED AND EVERYBODY GOT TO WORK.
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BUT THEN I WAS CALLED A HORRIBLE OPPRESSOR.
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LOOK, BOBBY, YOU'RE THE BOSS.
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YOU HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE JOB DONE.
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UGH, THAT'S WHAT DR. POPE SAID YOU WOULD SAY.
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THIS SHOULD BE THE MOST EXCITING DAY OF MY LIFE,
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BUT I CAN'T BE HAPPY.
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THE WEIGHT OF MY ANCESTORS
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IS PUSHING DOWN RIGHT HERE.
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HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? AS A WHITE MAN,
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I'VE KILLED A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYBODY.
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THAT'S ALL YOUR STUFF EXCEPT FOR THE GOAT.
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SHE FELL OFF THE TRUCK, BUT I SAW HER WALKING THIS WAY.
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SHE'LL GET HERE.
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LOOK AT THAT SNOW CONE MACHINE.
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FIRST WE TAKE THE ESKIMOS' LAND,
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AND NOW WE'RE GONNA EAT IT.
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BOBBY, AT YOUR AGE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE FEELING
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THIS LEVEL OF GUILT, DOUBT AND SELF-LOATHING.
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AND YET YOU ARE.
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I'M PROUD OF YOU.
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REALLY?
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I'M PROUD OF ALL OF YOU.
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF EVERY STUDENT
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FELT THE SAME WAY YOU ALL DO?
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YEAH, I WISH WE COULD TAPE THEIR EYES OPEN
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AND SHOVE THEIR FACES INTO THE TRUTH.
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WAIT, WHY CAN'T WE?
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I CAN GET THROUGH TO THEM.
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KIDS LOVE ME.
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THOUGH THEY DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GUILTY OF.
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YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE, BOBBY.
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TOMORROW YOU'LL HAVE EVERYONE AT YOUR DISPOSAL.
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INSTEAD OF YOUR CARNIVAL,
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WE CAN GATHER THE STUDENTS FOR AN ASSEMBLY OF LEARNING.
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THE CARNIVAL IS OFF, PEOPLE.
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LET THE HEALING BEGIN!
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WELL, TOMORROW IS BOBBY'S BIG DAY AT THE CARNIVAL.
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I'M GONNA BE BUSY WITH THAT,
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SO YOU GUYS ARE IN CHARGE OF FINDING LUCKY
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AND GETTING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL.
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YUP. YUP.
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DANG OL' THE HUNT IS ON.
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HEY, DAD, DO WE HAVE ANY 3X5 CARDS?
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I'M DELIVERING A SPEECH TOMORROW,
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AND I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE ANYTHING OUT.
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YOU KNOW, I FIND THAT WRITING IN ALL CAPS
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PUTS ME MORE AT EASE.
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THE4X6S ARE ON MY DESK.
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GREAT.
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HAVE A SOCIALLY RELEVANT DAY!
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THANKS. I WILL!
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I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE THEM.
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SO MISGUIDEDLY HAPPY.
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OOH, THE SUPERINTENDENT JUST GOT HERE.
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IF THIS GOES WELL,
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I'LL BE RUNNING PROGRAMS LIKE THIS
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ALL OVER THE STATE.
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FULL-TIME GIG WITH HEALTH COVERAGE AND BENEFITS.
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WELL, IT LOOKS AS IF
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ALL OF ARLEN IS HERE FOR THE CARNIVAL.
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT AS HANDSOME A GROUP AS I THOUGHT.
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OH, HERE COMES BOBBY.
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WELCOME, EVERYONE.
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BEFORE I BEGIN, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I WILL NOT KILL YOU,
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OR BRING YOU FAMINE OR GIVE YOU SMALLPOX.
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OH, HE'S SERIOUS.
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I KNOW YOU WERE ALL EXPECTING A CARNIVAL,
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BUT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WERE EXPECTING TO NOT BE GENOCIDED
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BY OUR FOREFATHERS.
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SO, INSTEAD OF A CARNIVAL,
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WE'RE GONNA TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY!
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WHAT IN THE HECK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
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NO CARNIVAL? HOW COULD BOBBY DO THIS?!
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YOU THOUGHT YOUR SON NOT POPULAR BEFORE?
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PEGGY HILL, GET READY TO BE HIS PROM DATE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE BOBBY DID THIS TO US!
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I HAVEN'T DONE THIS SINCE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,
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BUT AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BITE HIM!
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MY SUBSTITUTE SENSE IS TINGLING.
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THIS CROWD IS ABOUT TO ATTACK.
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BOBBY AND CONNIE GONNA GET ASS KICKED.
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WE NEED A DIVERSION.
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TELL KIDS SPONGEBOB IN FRONT OF SCHOOL.
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...A VIOLENT ACT...
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIDS LIKE.
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...HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION.
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FIRST, MY ANCESTORS MADE...
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I HAVE A DIFFERENT IDEA. LET'S GO.
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...OUR RAILROAD, AND NOW I'M...
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OKAY, MAN, COME ON, LET'S GO DANG OL' DO IT, MAN.
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NO HOSPITAL.
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NOW YOU CAN COME QUIETLY OR WE'LL WAIT UNTIL YOU PASS OUT.
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YOUR CALL.
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GUILTY.
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GUILTY.
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BOO!
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YOU'RE GUILTY OF SUCKING!
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DR. POPE, IS IT NORMAL FOR SELF-LOATHING TO BE SO LOUD?
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I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GETTING IT.
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WELL, WE PICKED THE SCAB AND OPENED THE WOUND.
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THAT'S USUALLY AS FAR AS I GET.
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I'M SURE THEY'LL START REFLECTING ANY MINUTE NOW.
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ALL RIGHT, POPE, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
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OH, SUPERINTENDENT, I CAN EXPLAIN.
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SEE, BOBBY HILL, RIGHT HERE,
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WANTED TO TRY AND BRING THE STUDENTS TOGETHER.
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HOW?! BY CAUSING A RIOT?!
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I JUST SET UP THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS.
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HANK HILL, YOU ARE A LUCKY MAN.
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GREAT, LET'S KEEP IT MOVING.
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HERE THEY COME.
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DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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TRYING TO GIVE THESE KIDS THE CARNIVAL THAT YOU PROMISED THEM.
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I ALSO PROMISED TO MAKE THE KIDS SEE ALL THE MISERY
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WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR, YOU KNOW...
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THE SLAVE TRADE, POTATO FAMINE...
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OPENING THE WOUND SO THAT IT CAN HEAL.
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THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
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IF A WOUND IS CLOSED, IT'S ALREADY HEALING.
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YEAH,
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WELL, I... I GUESS.
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BOBBY, YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD.
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF THAT STUFF.
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OH, THANK GOD.
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THE ONLY THING YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR
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IS NOT DELIVERING THIS CARNIVAL.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HATE, DAD? THE SIMMERING HATE?
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IF YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT HATE, JUST LOOK OVER THERE.
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WHAT DO I DO?
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WELL, YOU'RE THE BOSS. YOU TELL ME.
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BOBBY, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
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THERE'S NOBODY IN THERE.
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DO WE KEEP TALKING?
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NO.
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ENOUGH TALKING!
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THE CARNIVAL'S BACK ON, EVERYBODY!
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BUT WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
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JOSEPH, FILL UP THE DUNK TANK.
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WITH WATER?
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YES.
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CLARK, YOU GET ON THE HELIUM BALLOONS.
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THE REST OF YOU, COME WITH ME.
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WE'VE GOT HOT DOGS TO REHEAT AND A GOAT TO WRANGLE.
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LET'S GO!
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LOOK AT ALL THESE DIVERSE KIDS WORKING TOGETHER.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON IN THERE,
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BUT THIS IS GREAT.
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UH, MOST EXERCISES NEED SOME ADJUSTMENTS.
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WELL, NEXT TIME JUST DO THE CARNIVAL.
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I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
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HI. DAWN THISTLE,
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STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT AND CARNIVAL CHAIRMAN.
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? PRETTY GREAT, RIGHT?
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EVERYONE DID SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB IMPLEMENTING MY IDEAS.
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UH, THIS WAS YOUR CARNIVAL?
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IT'S ONE OF MY MANY PROJECTS.
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LISTEN, WHILE I HAVE YOUR EAR,
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I THINK I'D MAKE A GREAT ADDITION
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TO THE PEERS AGAINST PRESSURE TEEN TASK FORCE.
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LET'S WALK AND TALK.
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IT-IT'S HARD TO SAY WHOSE IDEA THE CARNIVAL REALLY WAS.
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IDEAS WERE PING-PONGING ALL OVER THE ROOM!
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BOBBY, THIS IS YOUR CARNIVAL.
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DON'T YOU WANT CREDIT FOR IT?
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I DON'T NEED CREDIT, DAD.
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I'M THE BOSS.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT RESULTS.
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IT SURE IS.
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YUP.
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YEP.
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HAVE A SOCIALLY RELEVANT DAY!