S09E14 - Bobby on Track
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OKAY, DOOLEY, LET'S HEAR ABOUT YOUR SCIENCE PROJECT.
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MY POTATO GREW EYES.
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I HOPE SHE LIKES... "THE ROCKS OF RAINEY STREET."
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IT'S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH
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ON THE WAY TO THE BUS. ( DOOR OPENS )
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PRINCIPAL MOSS: SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
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JUST WANTED TO REMIND EVERYONE
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TO SIGN UP FOR THE "FUN RUN" ON SATURDAY.
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HAVE A GOOD TIME AND RAISE MONEY TO BUY THE SCHOOL
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SOMETHIN' NICE OR ESSENTIAL.
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I USUALLY TRY NOT TO MOTIVATE KIDS THIS WAY,
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BUT IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DOIN' SOMETHING,
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOIN' IT, TOO?
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NANCY INVITED US
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TO A PROGRESSIVE DINNER THIS SATURDAY.
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YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU EAT A DIFFERENT COURSE
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AT EACH PERSON'S HOUSE?
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WELL, THAT SOUNDS POINTLESS.
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EXACTLY. SO I SUGGESTED A PROGRESSIVE BREAKFAST!
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THIS SATURDAY, IT'LL BE JUICE AT THE GRIBBLES',
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EGGS AT THE SOUPHANOUSINPHONES', AND THEN BACK HERE FOR TOAST.
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UH, WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER
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JUST TO EAT IT ALL TOGETHER SOMEPLACE?
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WE EAT BREAKFAST LIKE THAT EVERY DAY, HANK,
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AND FRANKLY, IT'S GETTING OLD.
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SORRY, MOM.
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I CAN'T MAKE IT SATURDAY.
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I'M RUNNING A 5K.
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YOU'RE WHAT?
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WAIT, IS "RUNNING A 5K" SOME KIND OF RAP THING?
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NO, DAD.
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IT'S A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE SCHOOL.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT!
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WHEN YOU CROSS THAT FINISH LINE,
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I'LL BE RIGHT THERE WITH THE VIDEO CAMERA.
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EVEN THOUGH IT BRINGS OUT CERTAIN INSTINCTS IN YOU.
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OH... NOW YOU'RE BOTH GOING?
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FINE. I WILL HOST THE BREAKFAST BY MYSELF--
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A BREAKFAST THAT, APPARENTLY, WILL NOT BE VIDEOTAPED.
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IT'S OFFICIAL.
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I NEED TO START WEARING SUSPENDERS.
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MR. BOOMHAUER, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR ME
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IN THE FUN RUN?
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YOU WOULD BE SENDING A POSITIVE MESSAGE
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TO THE GENERATION OF TODAY.
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UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU WANT US TO START DOING DRUGS.
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GOT-DANG, MAN. BETWEEN OL' GETTIN'
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THEM DANG OL' GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, AND THE BAND CANDY,
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DON'T, NEVER GONNA STOP, MAN.
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THANK YOU, MR. BOOMHAUER.
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ARE YOU INTERESTED, MR. DAUTERIVE?
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INTERESTED IN WHAT, BOBBY?
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THE STUFF I JUST SAID.
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TELL IT TO ME AGAIN.
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I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO ME.
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HANK: BILL!
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THREE DOLLARS PER.
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SORRY, I'M SPONSORING JOSEPH.
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HE'S NOT RUNNING.
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JUST THE SAME.
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( ALL CHATTERING )
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CHECK OUT THIS GOODIE BAG!
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SPORT GUM, SQUISHY BALL,
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BANANA-NUT PROTEIN BAR...
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( GASPS )
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A WHATTABURGER HEAD BAND!
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WELL, THE REAL "GOODIE"
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IS THAT YOU RAISED $121 FOR YOUR SCHOOL, BOBBY.
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YOU EVEN GOT JOE JACK TO PLEDGE
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AND HE DOESN'T EVEN PAY HIS ALIMONY.
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OFFICIAL: LET'S HAVE ALL THE KIDS
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AT THE FUN RUN STARTING LINE!
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BETTER LINE UP NOW, SON.
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I'LL WAIT FOR YOU AT THE FINISH LINE.
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OFFICIAL: KIDS ON YOUR MARK...
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GET SET... GO!
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( PARENTS CHEERING )
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( PANTING )
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( PARENTS CHEERING )
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HEY, HANK.
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YOU BELIEVE THE THINGS I DO FOR THIS SCHOOL?
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( CELL PHONE RINGING )
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HANK HILL.
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BOBBY: HI, DAD.
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CAN YOU PICK ME UP?
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I'M AT THE MOCHA BEAN.
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THE MOCHA BEAN?
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RIGHT BY THE STARTING LINE?
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SO YOU JUST QUIT.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ONE K?
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IT'S A "FUN RUN," DAD.
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I RAN UNTIL IT STOPPED BEING FUN.
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HAPPENED QUICK.
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WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SPONSORED YOU?
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OKAY, HOW'S THIS-- WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT SOME VIDEO
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OF ME RUNNING ACROSS THE FINISH LINE?
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I'LL JUST PUT MY FACE OVER MY LATTE
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SO I'LL WORK UP A SWEAT.
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( SIGHS )
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WHAT HAS THE MTV DONE TO YOU, SON?
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WOW, THERE SURE WAS A LOT OF TOAST LEFT OVER.
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THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE DECIDE
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TO STUFF THEMSELVES ON JUICE.
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HANK: BOBBY,
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THIS IS A PEDOMETER.
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IT MEASURES HOW FAR YOU WALK.
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BY THE END OF TODAY,
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I WANT FIVE KILOMETERS ON THERE...
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THAT'S 3.1 MILES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'D REALLY LOVE TO DO?
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LEARN HOW TO FIX A CAR.
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GET MOVING.
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( SIGHS )
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FEELING IT IN YOUR CALVES NOW?
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THAT'S TEN ISOTONIC MASSAGING PLATES
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WORKING AT 3,000 PULSES A MINUTE.
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YEAH...
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HANK: YOU WERE GONE ALL AFTERNOON
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AND YOU ONLY WALKED A HALF A MILE?
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MAYBE WHEN IT GETS TO 100 MILES, IT FLIPS OVER.
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GET IN THE TRUCK.
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ONLY TWO AND A HALF MILES TO GO!
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UGH...
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I'M CHAFING!
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GREAT EFFORT, RUNNER!
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SORRY, COACH, I'LL GET HIM OUT OF YOUR WAY.
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MY SON'S A FEW HUNDRED YARDS
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INTO BEING TAUGHT AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
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WE'LL FINISH UP AT THE RESERVOIR.
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COACH: I LIKE THE WAY YOU WERE GUTTING IT OUT OUT THERE.
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THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I WANT ON MY TEAM.
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HOW'D YOU LIKE TO JOIN TRACK?
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ON THE TEAM?
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UH, COACH, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'RE SEEING HIM.
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YOU MIGHT BE GETTING THE WRONG IDEA.
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YEAH, I HURT MY KNEE PUTTING MY SNEAKERS ON.
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AS LONG AS YOU LISTEN AND ARE WILLING TO BE TAUGHT,
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YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY SYSTEM.
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YOU HEAR THAT, BOBBY?
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YOU'RE GONNA BE PART OF A SYSTEM!
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LOOK AT THOSE GUYS.
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THEY'RE GONNA EXPECT ME TO RUN AND COMPETE AND FINISH!
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I'M JUST GONNA BRING THE WHOLE TEAM DOWN!
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BOBBY, THE THING ABOUT MIDDLE SCHOOL ATHLETES IS
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THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU WIN.
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THEY ONLY CARE THAT YOU TRIED.
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( SIGHS )
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I'M GONNA TRY.
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HEY, BOOBY HILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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THE LUNCH ROOM'S THAT WAY!
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GOOD ONE.
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HEH-HEH...
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WELL... IT LOOKS LIKE I'M YOUR NEW TEAMMATE.
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WHAT? HUH?
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IF YOU MESS UP, WE'LL MESS YOU UP.
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TRACK SPIKES ARE SHARP...
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AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.
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( ALL LAUGHING )
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I KNOW HOW YOU CAN GET KICKED OFF THE TEAM.
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TAKE A JAVELIN AND THROW IT INTO THE CROWD!
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I MEAN, IT WOULD DO SOMETHING.
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( SIGHS ) I BETTER GET DOWN THERE.
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THERE ARE TEN HURDLES IN THE RACE,
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BUT THE HIGHEST ONE
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IS RIGHT HERE.
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REMEMBER THAT.
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HEY, HILL, GRAB THAT SHOT PUT!
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
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( GRUNTING )
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( LAUGHING )
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( MUTTERS )
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YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO CUT ME?
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HILL, TRACK IS LIKE A PICTURE PUZZLE.
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SOMETIMES THE WEIRD-LOOKING PIECE IS THE ONE YOU NEED.
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YEP. BOBBY'S GONNA BE WEARING SWEATPANTS
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FOR THE RIGHT REASON.
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STILL, I MUST SAY,
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TRACK AND FIELD DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE A FULL SPORT.
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IT'S MORE LIKE LEFTOVER SCRAPS FROM OTHER SPORTS.
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HEY, BOBBY, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY OF PRACTICE?
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I'M REALLY TIRED, AND I THINK ALL THE GUYS HATE ME.
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THEY'RE JUST GIVING YOU THE BUSINESS, BOBBY.
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IN FOOTBALL, WE USED TO MAKE THE NEW KIDS
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BREATHE THROUGH BILL'S SOCK.
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I WAS HAPPY TO CONTRIBUTE.
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AND, OH, YEAH,
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BOOMHAUER USED TO DO THIS HILARIOUS BIT
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WHERE HE TOLD ME MY MOTHER DIED.
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( LAUGHING )
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TOOK THE STING OUT OF IT WHEN SHE ACTUALLY DID.
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SO THE GUYS DON'T REALLY HATE ME?
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THAT'S RIGHT. JUST HANG IN THERE,
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KEEP LISTENING TO YOUR COACH, AND DO YOUR BEST.
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YOU'LL SEE. IT'LL PAY OFF.
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OKAY.
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IS THERE ANY LESSON SPORTS CAN'T TEACH?
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IF YOU WANT, I'LL THINK OF YOU WHEN I'M THROWING.
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WASSANASONG, YOU'RE THROWING NEXT. WHY AREN'T YOU WARMING UP?
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WHY GET WARM WHEN I'M ALREADY HOT?
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( LAUGHS )
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YOU'RE A 30-FOOT SHOT-PUTTER
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WITH A TEN-FOOT MIND-SET.
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YOU'RE OUT. HILL!
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WHAT?! COACH, IT WAS A JOKE!
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A FUNNY JOKE!
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GRAB THE SHOT PUT. YOU'RE THROWING NEXT.
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WHAT? BUT YOU SAW ME THROW!
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( GRUNTING )
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LANDRY, NEXT THROWER.
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IT'S EASY, HILL.
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VISUALIZE THE ACTION,
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THEN ACTUALIZE THE VISION.
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OKAY.
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WATCH CLOSELY, WASSANASONG.
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THIS ISN'T HILL'S THROW.
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IT'S YOUR THROW.
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( WHIMPERING, GRUNTING )
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ALL RIGHT, HILL!
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YOU BLEW IT FOR US, CHANE.
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MAYBE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO SEE ME KICK YOUR ASS.
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...99... AND A HUNDRED.
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OKAY, GIRL.
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DAD, WE WON!
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AND I COMPETED!
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I ACTUALLY SHOT THE PUT.
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OR DID I PUT THE SHOT?
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EITHER WAY, I THREW IT.
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WELL, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
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YOU SHOWED THE COACH YOU HAD HEART,
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AND HE GAVE YOU A CHANCE.
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I MUST HAVE HAD MORE HEART THAN CHANE WASSANASONG,
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'CAUSE HE SAT ON THE BENCH.
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YOU COMPETED WHILE ANOTHER GUY SAT ON THE BENCH?
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THERE'S A BOTTLE OF SPORT DRINK
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IN THE GARAGE I'VE BEEN SAVING.
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LET'S OPEN IT.
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HEY, CHANE, IF THIS WERE AN EGG,
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IT'D TAKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY BIRD TO LAY IT!
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I'M TRYING TO HYPER-FOCUS, OKAY?
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YOU'RE EATING SUGAR RIGHT BEFORE THE HUNDRED?!
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HILL, SWEATS OFF!
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( GUNSHOT )
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( GASPS )
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( CHEERING )
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( PANTING )
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THE FINISH LINE IS INSIDE OF ME.
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NOW YOU'VE TASTED CHOCOLATE AND FAILURE.
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WHICH IS MORE BITTER?
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UM... I LIKE CHOCOLATE MORE THAN FAILURE.
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SO THAT MEANS I SHOULD EAT MORE CHOCOLATE?
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I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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UNDERSTAND THIS, GENTLEMEN.
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ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, IF I THINK SOMEONE'S DOGGING IT,
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HE'LL BE "BOBBY HILLED."
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WINNING IS THE CARROT, AND BOBBY IS THE STICK.
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WHEW!
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I HAD TO STOP.
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THEY WERE PUTTING UP HURDLES FOR THE NEXT RACE.
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HILL, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS TEAM
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TO THE DISTRICT FINALS.
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BOY, I SURE WISH
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I COULD HAVE GONE TO BOBBY'S MEET TODAY.
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WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE
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TO BE MR. STRICKLAND'S CHARACTER WITNESS?
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WELL, I THINK IT'S AN HONOR.
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MOM, DAD, WE WON!
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I NEED SOME ICE.
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MY HAND'S SORE FROM ALL THE HIGH-FIVING.
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GREAT! DID THE COACH LET YOU THROW THE SHOT PUT AGAIN?
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NAH. I WAS BUSY DOING THE 440.
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YOU RAN THE 440?
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COACH SAID I'M A SECRET WEAPON HE CAN DEPLOY ANYWHERE.
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OH, AND GUESS WHAT?
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I'VE GOT A NICKNAME.
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THE GUYS CALL ME "THE STICK."
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SURE. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU STUCK IT OUT.
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YEAH. I'M ACTUALLY STARTING TO HAVE FUN.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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SEE, I DON'T PUNISH YOU TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE.
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I PUNISH YOU TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
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I'M GETTIN' IT!
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PEGGY: JUMP LONG, LONG JUMPERS!
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GET SOME ALTITUDE,
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POLE-VAULTERS!
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BOY, THIS SPORT
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DOES NOT LEND ITSELF TO GOOD CHEERS.
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HANK, WE HAVE A SITUATION.
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HANK: BOBBY'S DOING THE HIGH HURDLES?!
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SOMETIMES IT TAKES HIM TWO TRIES
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JUST TO GET ON THE COUCH. ( GUNSHOT )
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OH, I CAN'T WATCH.
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OH, THE HUMANITY.
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( GRUNTING )
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I WASN'T BROUGHT UP TO SECOND-GUESS A COACH,
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BUT THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.
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I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
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YOU THINK BOBBY'S BAD?
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IMAGINE IF WE HAD A CHILD.
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( LAUGHING )
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( LAUGHING )
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I'D LOVE HIM ANYWAY.
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YOU'RE HALFWAY HOME, HILL!
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STILL THINK CURFEW IS "BOGUS"?
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EXCUSE ME, COACH PALMER?
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DON'T WORRY, MR. HILL.
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I'VE GOT BOBBY WORKING ON FALLING ON HIS HANDS.
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE DADS
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WHO GETS MAD IF THE COACH DOESN'T PLAY MY SON.
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MATTER OF FACT, BOBBY SHOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR A HURDLE.
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HE'S EMBARRASSING HIMSELF.
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NO, HE'S EMBARRASSING THE GUY HE'S REPLACING.
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YOU'RE USING BOBBY TO SHAME THE GOOD ATHLETES?
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SINCE I STARTED USING BOBBY AS THE STICK,
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THE TEAM'S BEEN ON FIRE.
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WE HAVEN'T LOST A MEET.
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HUH. WELL, THAT SOUNDS GOOD,
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BUT IT'S MAKING ME FEEL KIND OF SICK.
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ALL I KNOW IS, BOBBY'S TEAMMATES
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ARE SETTING PERSONAL BESTS,
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AND WE'RE HEADED FOR THE DISTRICT FINALS.
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EXCUSE ME. I JUST SAW MY POLE VAULTER
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LIGHT A CIGARETTE.
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HILL, FORGET THE HURDLES! POLE VAULT!
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I'M ON IT.
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HOW WAS THAT?
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WELL, I GUESS IT'S NICE THAT THE COACH
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CALLS BOBBY HIS "GO-TO GUY," BUT...
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FEELS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FAIRY TALES
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WHERE THE GENIE GIVES YOU A WISH,
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BUT YOU ASK FOR IT IN SLIGHTLY THE WRONG WAY
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AND YOU END UP WITH A SOLID GOLD HEAD OR SOMETHING.
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THE CORRECT STRATEGY WITH GENIES
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IS TO WISH FOR MORE WISHES.
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IT JUST SEEMS WRONG.
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NOTHING'S EXPECTED OF HIM.
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BOBBY NEVER DID POLE VAULT.
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HE JUST LIMBO'D UNDER THE BAR.
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( SIGHS )
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IN A WAY, LIFE WAS SIMPLER
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WHEN BOBBY WAS MAKING COLLAGES OUT OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE.
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( TV PLAYING )
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HEY, DAD. I'M CARBO-LOADING.
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YEAH, UH...
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HERE'S THE THING.
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BOBBY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND
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WHY THE COACH IS PLAYING YOU SO MUCH?
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'COURSE I DO, DAD.
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MY INPUT DELTA YIELDS, YOU KNOW, A TANGENT
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TO A WINNING HYPOTENUSE OR SOMETHING.
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WELL, IT'S MOSTLY
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BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY BAD.
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THE OTHER GUYS TRY HARDER
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SO THEY AREN'T HUMILIATED BY BEING REPLACED BY YOU.
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I KNEW I WAS CONTRIBUTING.
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I JUST WASN'T SURE HOW.
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I'M A MOTIVATOR!
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I'M LIKE A BIG RALLY MONKEY.
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BOBBY, YOU DON'T MOTIVATE ANYONE BY BEING LOUSY.
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YOU MOTIVATE 'EM BY GIVING A HEARTBREAKING SPEECH
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OR DYING OR SOMETHING.
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YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING YOU SHOULD QUIT THIS TEAM.
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QUIT THE TEAM I BROUGHT TO THE FINALS?
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NO WAY!
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OH, BY THE WAY, TOMORROW NIGHT'S THE LETTER CEREMONY.
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I NEED $90 FOR THE JACKET.
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$90?!
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I WENT FOR THE LEATHER SLEEVES.
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COACH: RAMÓN ALEJANDRO...
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HANK, I BET THIS REMINDS YOU OF WHEN YOU GOT YOUR LETTER.
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OH SURE. ONLY I LED THE LEAGUE IN RUSHING
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AND SACRIFICED ALL THE CARTILAGE IN MY KNEES.
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OTHER THAN THAT, DEJA VU.
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GARY ANDERSON.
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DAD, I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE--
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BE A PROFESSIONAL MOTIVATOR.
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I JUST NEED TO FIND A FIELD
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IN WHICH I HAVE NO POTENTIAL.
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HMM...
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I'D MAKE A TERRIBLE DAM BUILDER.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING?
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DON'T TRY TO MOTIVATE A MOTIVATOR, DAD.
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AND THE MAN WHO BROUGHT US TO THE DISTRICT FINALS...
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BOBBY HILL!
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( AUDIENCE CHEERING )
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EXCUSE ME.
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( CHANTING ): STICK! STICK! STICK!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, COACH?
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ANY SPRINTERS ACTING LACKADAISICAL?
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HIGH JUMPERS SHOWING ENOUGH GRIT?
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EVERYONE'S BROUGHT THEIR "A" GAME, BOBBY,
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BECAUSE OF YOU.
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THE STICK'LL BE TAKING A NAP IF YOU NEED HIM.
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WELL, THE MEET'S ALMOST OVER.
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I WONDER IF BOBBY'S GONNA HUMILIATE
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ANYONE... BESIDES HIMSELF.
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THERE'S BOBBY. LOOK, RIGHT THERE.
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OH...
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HE'S CURLED UP IN HIS LITTLE LETTERMAN'S JACKET.
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HE'S SLEEPING?
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DAMN IT, THAT DOES IT.
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WAKE UP, BOBBY.
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WE'RE GOING HOME.
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( YAWNS )
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BUT THE TEAM NEEDS ME.
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IS THERE A PROBLEM, MR. HILL?
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YEAH, THERE IS.
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A REAL COACH BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN HIS PLAYERS.
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A JACKASS PUTS HIS WORST GUY ON DISPLAY LIKE IT'S A SIDESHOW.
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IN THE FUTURE, WHEN EVERY TEAM HAS A DESIGNATED "BOBBY HILL,"
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AND I'M IN THE TRACK HALL OF FAME,
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MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL DIFFERENTLY.
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THERE'S A TRACK HALL OF FAME?
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THE RELAY IS ABOUT TO START.
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WE TAKE THIS, WE WIN THE MEET.
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COACH--
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I HYPER-EXTENDED AND I CAN'T RUN THE RELAY.
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YOU WHAT?!
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I STRETCHED TOO HARD.
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I SAW YOU TALKING TO THE STICK
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AND I GOT SCARED I WAS GONNA GET BOBBY HILLED.
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LANDRY!
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I NEED A RUNNER OR YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED.
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MURPHY'S STILL LONG-JUMPING.
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I-I-I DON'T SEE CHANE...
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LANDRY!
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I-I-I DON'T, I DON'T HAVE ANYONE LEFT.
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I-I NEVER ENVISIONED A NO-SUB SCENARIO.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
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YOU'VE GOT BOBBY. YOU CAN PUT HIM IN.
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WHAT? WHAT?
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THIS ISN'T A STICK SITUATION.
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FAILING WOULD ACTUALLY HURT US HERE.
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OKAY. OKAY, I CAN DO THIS.
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HILL, ANY GOOD PARADIGM CAN BE INVERTED.
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IMAGINE ANOTHER YOU-- WE'LL CALL THAT
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"BOBBY HILL SUB-NEGATIVE ONE..."
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FORGET ABOUT THAT NONSENSE, BOBBY.
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YOU JUST HAVE TO DO TWO THINGS:
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MOVE THIS LEG, THEN MOVE THAT ONE
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AND DON'T QUIT UNTIL THE RACE IS OVER.
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YOU CAN DO IT, BOBBY.
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YOU CAN TRY.
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( CHEERING )
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( PANTING )
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ANNOUNCER: IT'S TOM LANDRY IN THE LEAD!
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ONE FOOT... IN FRONT OF THE OTHER.
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I WISH BOBBY WASN'T SUCH A BUTTERFINGERS.
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BOBBY! PRETEND THE BATON IS THE REMOTE!
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HO, YEAH!
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ANNOUNCER: WITH ONE LEG TO GO,
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IT'S TOM LANDRY'S TO LOSE!
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MAYBE NOT.
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KEEP GOING, BOBBY! DON'T LAY DOWN WITH THEM!
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( PANTING HARD )
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ANNOUNCER: THE LANDRY RUNNER IS THE ONLY ONE STILL ON HIS FEET.
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LANDRY WINS!
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TEAMMATE: BOBBY! ALL RIGHT, BOBBY!
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YEAH, YOU'RE THE STICK! ALL RIGHT! YEAH!
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YOU DID IT!
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THAT'S HOW YOU MOTIVATE A TEAM.
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WELL, BOBBY, YOU LOST A HUGE LEAD
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AND IT TOOK A BUNCH OF GUYS FALLING DOWN, BUT YOU DID IT.
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I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP.
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GO AHEAD, SON. YOU'VE EARNED IT.
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( CHEERING )
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I'M SERIOUS, GUYS.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO BE UNDER ME.
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DALE: OH, THE HUMANITY.