S04E03 - Bills are Made to Be Broken
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♪ NO TIME FOR LOSERS ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD ♪
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(SPORTS JOCK) SPORTS JOCK.
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(CHAD) AND CHAD. WE'RE BACK.
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NOW, DON'T TELL ME SPORTS JOCK TOOK PICKINS OVER CURNEY?
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(SPORTS JOCK) CHAD,
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IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TELL YOU, I WON'T TELL YOU.
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CHANGE OF SUBJECT.
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[ALL CHUCKLING]
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HERE'S A TOPIC FOR THE SPORTS JOCK.
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ARLEN HIGH'S VERY OWN SENIOR RUNNIN' BACK, RICKY SUGGS.
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SHH. EVERYBODY DRINK QUIET.
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(SPORTS JOCK) OH, YEAH. 4 TOUCHDOWNS LAST NIGHT.
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NOW, I WAS AT THE ARROYO DINER
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AND RICKY WAS THE ONLY THING ANYONE WAS TALKIN' ABOUT.
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THAT IS, EXCEPT FOR THE ARROYO'S LIME AMBROSIA.
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MMM-MMM. I CALL THAT UPTOWN GOOD EATING.
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YOU KNOW, IF RICKY KEEPS UP THIS PACE,
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HE'LL CAPTURE THE CAREER TOUCHDOWN RECORD.
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WHICH, I MIGHT ADD, HAS STOOD FOR OVER 20 YEARS.
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OUR SPORTS JOCK AND CHAD "QUESTION OF THE DAY."
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WHO CURRENTLY HOLDS THAT RECORD?
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AND HERE'S THE TRICKY PART.
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WHAT POSITION DID HE PLAY?
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WINNER GETS A SPORTS JOCK T-SHIRT
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AND DINNER FOR TW0 AT THE ARROYO.
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UPTOWN.
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WE'RE SPORTS JOCK AND CHAD, 2 FACES BETTER OFF IN RADIO.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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YO, MAN! DANG OL' BILL DAUTERIVE.
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DANG OL' DEFENSIVE LINEMAN.
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[PEOPLE CHEERING]
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I DON'T WANNA MISS IT IF RICKY TIES MY RECORD.
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I'M GOING TO THE LITTLE LINEMAN'S ROOM NOW.
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(DALE) THIS RECORD IS ALL BILL'S GOT.
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SHOULD WE ROCK-PAPER-SCISSOR
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TO SEE WHO KEEPS HIM FROM KILLIN' HIMSELF
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IN THE BATHROOM?
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WELL, HE SEEMS OK.
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(ANNOUNCER) INTERCEPTION!
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WHO IS IT? I'M OUT OF FOCUS.
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FOCUS ME, HANK.
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IT'S RICKY.
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HE'S GONNA TAKE IT BACK ALL THE WAY.
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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[DRUMS BEATING]
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WAY TO GO, RICKY!
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RICKY!
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(ANNOUNCER) AND THAT TIES THE RECORD
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FOR CAREER TOUCHDOWNS
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CURRENTLY HELD BY CLASS OF '74'S BILL DAUTERIVE,
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WHO'S HERE IN THE STANDS TONIGHT.
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LET'S GIVE THEM BOTH A HAND.
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[CROWD APPLAUDING]
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[BUGLES SOUNDING]
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[MEN WHISTLING]
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YOU'RE THE MAN, RICKY!
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(HANK) WELL, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BILL.
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I'VE NEVER DONE A RADIO INTERVIEW BEFORE,
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BUT HARDLY A WEEK GOES BY THAT I DON'T DO A TELEPHONE SURVEY
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ABOUT MY LONG-DISTANCE SERVICE.
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UH, BILL, I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS,
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BUT THIS IS THE SPORTS JOCK AND CHAD.
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NO, I JUST SEE IT LIKE TALKIN' TO SOME OLD FRIENDS.
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EXCUSE ME.
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[RETCHING]
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[COUGHS]
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[SNIFFLES]
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MAYBE I NEED A MINT.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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OK, THIS IS IT.
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[ECHOING] HELLO, SPORTS JOCK.
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HELLO, CHAD.
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[STATIC BUZZING]
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(SPORTS JOCK) HEY, WE GOT A LITTLE FEEDBACK HERE.
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[ECHOING] IS YOUR RADIO ON, BILL?
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SAY NO. SAY NO.
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(SPORTS JOCK) BILL, IT WOULD JUST TEAR ME UP
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IF SOME YOUNG BUCK WAS ABOUT TO GET MY RECORD.
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SOME FOLKS DRINK, BUT I FIND WHAT'S BEST FOR WHAT AILS ME
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IS TO HEAD ON DOWN TO THE ARROYO DINER
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FOR THEIR DELICIOUS CHICKEN-FRIED STEAK JUST SOPPING IN CREAM GRAVY.
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(CHAD) MMM. THAT IS UPTOWN.
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BUT LET'S GET BACK TO BILL.
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I LIKE THE YAM BISCUITS.
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BILL, OUR LISTENERS WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR RECORD.
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OH, YEAH.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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IT WAS 1974
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AND WE WERE PLAYIN' THE WAHACHIE COWBOYS.
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THE BALL WAS ON THE 3-YARD LINE WITH 5 SECONDS LEFT.
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WE NEEDED A TOUCHDOWN TO WIN, AND THAT'S WHEN COACH CALLED FOR
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THE BILLDOZER.
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♪[IRONMAN BY BLACK SABBATH PLAYING]
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♪ I AM IRONMAN ♪
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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(BOOMHAUER) MAN! DANG OL' SET, MAN. DANG OL' SET, MAN.
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TAKE A HIKE.
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[GRUNTING]
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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YEAH. CHIPPED MY SPINE ON THAT PLAY.
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♪[BAND PLAYING]
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(HANK) WELL, LOOK AT BILL. LUCKY DOG.
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YOU KNOW, THE PRINCIPAL COMPED HIS TICKET.
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ALMOST MAKES ME WISH SOME KID WOULD MAKE A RUN AT ONE OF MY RECORDS.
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[LAUGHING]
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WON'T EVER HAPPEN.
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[BUGLE SOUNDING]
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(ANNOUNCER) RICKY SUGGS GETS THE HAND-OFF.
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THIS COULD BE IT.
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[THUDDING]
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OH, WHAT A HIT! SUGGS IS DOWN.
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[GROANS]
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(HANK) LOOKS LIKE IT'S HIS KNEE.
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BOY, IF HE WASN'T PLAYIN' ON SAINT AUGUSTINE GRASS, I'D...
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I DON'T EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT IT.
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WAY TO GO!
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FOR A SECOND, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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WHO WAS HAPPY ABOUT RICKY BEING HURT.
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SHE SAID IT.
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[GRUNTING]
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[SQUEAKING]
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RICKY SUGGS, I WAS SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR INJURY.
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TORN A.C.L?
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YOU ARE LUCKY YOU ARE NOT A HORSE, YOUNG MAN.
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DOCTORS SAY I'M OUT FOR THE SEASON.
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OH, PLEASE. WHAT DO DOCTORS KNOW?
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A DOCTOR TOLD ME I MIGHT NOT WALK AGAIN.
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WELL, NOT ONLY AM I WALKING, I HEAR HIS MARRIAGE HAS GONE SOUTH, TOO.
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YEAH, OK.
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THAT'S THE ATTITUDE.
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NOW, GET OVER THERE AND SPOT ME, RICKY.
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(SPORTS JOCK) THAT BENNETT BOY'S A HORSE, ALL RIGHT.
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AND WAIT TILL HE HITS JUNIOR HIGH.
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(CHAD) OH, YEAH, HE CAN PLAY FOOTBALL.
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SPORTS JOCK, THIS IS NOT A RUMOR.
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RICKY SUGGS, BACK IN ACTION THIS FRIDAY.
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FUNK AND WAGNALL!
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HE'LL BE GOING FOR THE TOUCHDOWN RECORD AGAINST HENTAFF.
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THAT KID IS UPTOWN ALL THE WAY.
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ONE WEEK AFTER A TORN A.C.L.
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ONLY RICKY AND I KNOW HOW TOUGH IT IS TO GET THIS FAR.
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HE WON'T LET ANYTHING STAND IN HIS WAY.
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YEAH.
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AND I REMEMBER HEMORRHAGE
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AND EMBOLISM, EVEN DETACHED RETINA.
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IT SOUNDED SCARY. BUT WHEN YOU SMELL THE GOAL LINE,
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THEY'RE ONLY WORDS,
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JUST WORDS.
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[SIGHS]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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(HANK) LET'S GET MOVIN'.
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WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A HURRY TO WITNESS BILL'S SOUL-SHATTERING COLLAPSE
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WHEN RICKY SUGGS CROSSES THAT GOAL LINE?
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HAVE YOU BEEN TALKIN' TO DALE?
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BECAUSE HE'S SAYIN' THE SAME THING.
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YOU BOTH THINK BILL WILL BE DEPRESSED.
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WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT. I AM IMPRESSED WITH THE WAY BILL HAS HANDLED THIS
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WITH SPORTSMANSHIP AND DIGNITY.
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DOES THIS FINGER GO WITH THESE SHORT PANTS?
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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YOU THE MAN!
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YOU THE MAN!
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♪[BAND PLAYING]
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I'M SORRY, I GOT COTTON CANDY IN YOUR HAIR.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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(ANNOUNCER) AND ARLEN HAS A FIRST AND GOAL.
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TIME OUT FOR A SUBSTITUTION.
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IT'S RICKY SUGGS COMIN' IN TO BREAK THE RECORD
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FOR MOST CAREER TOUCHDOWNS.
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(HANK) WHAT A COMPETITOR.
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WOW. LOOK AT HIM. HE CAN BARELY WALK.
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WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT. IF THAT BOY DOESN'T MAKE IT IN THE N.F.L.,
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HE'S GOT A JOB AT STRICKLAND PROPANE,
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PENDING MR. STRICKLAND'S APPROVAL.
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[ALL CHANTING] RICKY!
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HUT, HIKE!
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(PLAYER) GO, RICKY.
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[MOANS]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[GROANS]
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THANKS.
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WHAT THE--
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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NOBODY'S TRYIN' TO TACKLE HIM. THEY'RE LETTIN' HIM SCORE.
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(ANNOUNCER) RICKY SUGGS!
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[WHISTLES BLOWS]
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THE NEW TOUCHDOWN RECORD HOLDER!
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NOW THEY'RE CARRYIN' HIM IN FOR THE 2-POINT CONVERSION.
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TOO MUCH!
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MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU ALL.
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(ANNOUNCER) NOW THAT RICKY HAS BROKEN THE RECORD,
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ARLEN WILL ALLOW HENTAFF TO SCORE A MAKE-UP TOUCHDOWN.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE.
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MY COACH, GOD, AND THE SCHOOL BOARD.
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I ALSO WANNA THANK MR. DEVATROVE
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FOR TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF THE TROPHY BALL.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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WELL...
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[MUMBLING]
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YUP.
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SAID "YUP."
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BILL, THERE'S BEING A GOOD SPORT,
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AND THEN THERE'S JUST PLAIN BEING CHEATED.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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EVERYBODY SEEMED REAL HAPPY ABOUT RICKY BREAKIN' THE RECORD.
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OH, MAN, IT'S DANG OL' 6:00 SHARP, MAN.
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DANG OL' SPORTS JOCK AND CHAD WILL COME ON.
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(SPORTS JOCK) NOW DON'T GO SAYIN'
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THE SPORTS JOCK SHOULD BE FITTED FOR A SKIRT
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AND SOME OF THEM PRETTY HOOP EARRINGS.
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BUT I GOT A TEAR IN MY EYE LAST NIGHT
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WATCHING RICKY BREAK THAT RECORD.
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(CHAD) MMM-HMM.
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WHAT? THE SPORTS JOCK, MAYBE, BUT CHAD?
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THERE WASN'T A DRY EYE...
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[HANK SIGHS]
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COME ON. ISN'T ANYONE GONNA SAY
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WHAT WE ALL BETTER BE THINKIN'?
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IT'S AN OUTRAGE?
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THAT'S RIGHT, DALE.
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I AM OUTRAGED!
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I REALLY AM.
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BILL, IF WE FEEL THIS CHEATED,
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I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW BAD YOU MUST FEEL.
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NO, I FEEL BAD I COULDN'T HELP RICKY ACROSS THE LINE, OF COURSE.
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OH, FOR THE LOVE OF--
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YOU--YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY APPRECIATED MY RECORD TILL RICKY BROKE IT.
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I THINK I'LL SEND HIM A THANK-YOU NOTE.
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YEAH.
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NO. NO. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
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I'M--I'M GONNA BAKE HIM SOME MUFFINS.
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YEAH, SOME...
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ALL RIGHT, THEN, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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[OVEN TIMER DINGS]
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[SIGHS]
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WELL, I'LL STILL LISTEN TO THE TRAFFIC AND WEATHER REPORT.
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AND THE FISHING REPORT, BUT THAT'S IT.
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I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE SPORTS JERK
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AND, UH, CHAD.
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HANK, FACTS ARE FACTS.
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AND THE FACT IS THAT BOY WOULD HAVE BLOWN THE OLD RECORD
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OUT OF THE WATER IF HE DIDN'T GET HURT.
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(CLERK) I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO MAD, HANK.
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IF THE FAT BALD GUY WHO HAD THE RECORD DOESN'T CARE, WHY SHOULD YOU?
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HIS NAME IS BILL. YOU PLAYED ON HIS TEAM.
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THAT WAS BILL? GOOD LORD.
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MEGA LO SCREWS? HANK.
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I COULDN'T GIVE THE HARDWARE STORE MY BUSINESS.
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NOT WITH RICKY SUGGS FEVER INFECTING THE PLACE.
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952, 953...
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HEY, I'M SETTIN' A NEW WORLD'S RECORD.
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WELL, THAT'S REAL GOOD, BOBBY,
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BUT I THINK YOU HAVE TO START OVER WHEN YOU FALL OFF.
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I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, DAD.
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I'M NOT IN THE BEST SHAPE, AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I'M GONNA MAKE IT.
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[GRUNTS]
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950...
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UH, WAIT, HOW MANY WAS THAT?
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LET'S CALL IT AN EVEN 1,000.
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DANG IT, BOBBY! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SET A RECORD.
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OK.
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1.
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1.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING] 1.
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OH, FORGET IT.
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THAT RICKY SUGGS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET HIM LIMP HIS WAY INTO THE RECORD BOOK.
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MMM. POOR BILL.
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HE WAS LIVING IN HIS PAST AND THAT BOY HAS STOLEN IT.
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WHERE IS BILL SUPPOSED TO LIVE NOW?
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MR. CHAIRMAN, I WOULD LIKE TO RESPECTFULLY SUGGEST
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THAT YOU PUT AN ASTERISK NEXT TO RICKY SUGGS' NAME IN THE RECORD BOOK.
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AND THAT ASTERISK SHOULD READ:
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"THIS RECORD WAS ATTAINED BY MEANS OF FRAUD AND BAD SPORTSMANSHIP."
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THANK YOU.
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THAT SUGGESTION IS DENIED, MR. HILL.
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RICKY SUGGS IS AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.
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(CHAIRMAN) NOW, ON TO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS.
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MY MOTION TO ADD "FATTY-FATTY-BOOM-BALLATTY"
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TO THE LIST OF UNACCEPTABLE HATE SPEECH.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO RUN WIND SPRINTS OUT HERE
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TILL WE COULDN'T STOP THROWIN' UP?
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MMM-HMM.
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WHEN WE WERE KINGS, HANK.
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YOU OK?
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OH, SURE.
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GOOD SPORT DOESN'T WHINE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO HIS WAY.
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YEAH, BUT GOOD SPORTS PLAY BY THE RULES.
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YOU DID. THEY DIDN'T.
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(HANK) HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT TIME WE SNUCK INTO THE STADIUM
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AND MOWED THE WHOLE FIELD BEFORE THE GROUNDSKEEPER COULD?
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[LAUGHS]
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THE LOOK ON HIS FACE RIGHT BEFORE WE APOLOGIZED.
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YEAH. WE WERE CRAZY.
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I CAN THANK THE ARMY FOR STRAIGHTENING ME OUT.
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YEAH. YOU WERE A CHANGED MAN WHEN YOU CAME BACK.
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OH, YEAH. I MAY NOT HAVE MADE IT TO VIETNAM
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SINCE THE WAR ENDED RIGHT AFTER I VOLUNTEERED.
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BUT BARBER SCHOOL AT FORT BRAGG,
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BAPTISM BY FIRE, MY FRIEND.
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YEAH, IT'S TOO BAD YOU HAD TO SHIP OUT
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BEFORE THE END OF OUR LAST SEASON.
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WELL, THE COUNTRY NEEDED BARBERS
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AND I WAS FLUNKIN' TRIGONOMETRY.
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HUH. YOU WEREN'T AROUND AT GRADUATION.
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OR SENIOR PROM.
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WAS THERE DANCIN'?
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COACH, WHAT HAPPENS IF A PLAYER GETS INJURED OR CAN'T FINISH HIS SEASON?
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WELL, WE RED-SHIRT HIM
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AND THEN LET HIM MAKE UP THE GAMES THE NEXT SEASON.
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WHAT IF HE'S OUT FOR A COUPLE SEASONS?
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WELL, AS LONG AS HE HASN'T GRADUATED
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HE KEEPS HIS ELIGIBILITY AND PLAYS THE NEXT SEASON.
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WHAT IF HE'S OUT FOR 25 SEASONS?
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OH, HANK, FIND A PICK-UP GAME.
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I AM TALKIN' ABOUT WILLIAM FONTAINE DELATUR DAUTERIVE.
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THE BILLDOZER.
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HE STILL HAS RED-SHIRT ELIGIBILITY.
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HE DIDN'T FINISH HIS SENIOR SEASON
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AND YOU CAN PUT HIM IN FRIDAY'S GAME.
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ARE YOU ASKIN' ME TO SLICE ANOTHER PIECE OF PHONY-BALONEY
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LIKE THEY MADE ME AT LAST WEEK'S GAME?
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NO, I'M NOT ASKIN' YOU TO FIX THE GAME.
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I'M ASKIN' YOU TO FIX AN INJUSTICE.
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JUST PUT BILL IN
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AND LET HIM GET HIS RECORD BACK FAIR AND SQUARE.
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LET'S SHOW THOSE KIDS HOW WE USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL.
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I'D HAVE TO CUT SOMEBODY.
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UH, YOU GOT THAT EXCHANGE STUDENT WHO KICKS BAREFOOT.
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I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THAT.
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I CAN PLAY AGAIN?
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THANK GOD I NEVER GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
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HEY, DO I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS, TOO?
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COME ON, BILL, YOU'RE ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
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JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
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MMM.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[MUMBLING]
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MMM. THERE IT IS. MY OLD UNIFORM.
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HAVEN'T WORN IT SINCE MY 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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SUIT UP, BILLDOZER.
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[GROWLS]
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HANK, HOW DID MY HEAD GET SO FAT?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I DON'T KNOW, HANK.
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I'M--I'M STILL AN ATHLETE. I'VE GOT MY PRIDE.
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I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM JUST ROLLIN' OVER FOR ME.
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WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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BELTON HAS THE TOUGHEST DEFENSIVE LINE IN THE DIVISION.
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YOU KNOW THE WHOLE FIRST STRING FLUNKED HISTORY LAST YEAR
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SO THEY COULD COME BACK AND GO TO STATE?
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MMM.
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THEY'LL NEVER ROLL OVER.
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OH. GOOD.
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(HANK) BOBBY, SUCCESS ON THE FIELD
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DEPENDS ON HARD WORK OFF THE FIELD.
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THAT'S WHY I RUN A TOUGH PRACTICE, BUT A FUN PRACTICE.
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NOW, WATCH THIS.
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HEY, BILL, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
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WHERE?
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[CHUCKLES]
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MADE YOU LOOK.
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OK. LET'S HIT THE TACKLING SLED.
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BOBBY, GO HELP BOOMHAUER.
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[GROANS]
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GO, BILL! GO, GO!
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[BILL GRUNTING]
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OK, BOBBY, START TAUNTING.
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HEY, BATTER, BATTER, BATTER, SWING--
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WAIT. NO.
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COME ON, YOU OLD TUB OF SLOP! MOVE YOUR CAN.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROWLING]
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OH, MAN!
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[GASPING]
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THAT'S IT, HANK. THIS BILLDOZER'S OUT OF GAS.
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I CAN EITHER TRAIN OR I CAN PLAY,
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[PANTING]
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BUT I CAN'T DO BOTH.
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ALL RIGHT. HIT THE SHOWERS.
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TOO TIRED.
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I'LL GET THE HOSE.
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(RICKY) WHEN I CROSSED THAT GOAL LINE AND SET THE RECORD
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I DIDN'T DO IT JUST FOR ME.
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I DID IT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.
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(BOTH) I LOVE YOU, RICKY.
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AND FOR EVERYONE HERE AT ARLEN HIGH.
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EXCEPT FOR OLD MAN CRYBABY.
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PROBABLY GONNA COST US THE GAME.
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WHOA! OK, THANK YOU, RICKY.
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(BOY) RICKY SUGGS!
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OK NOW, SETTLE DOWN, CLASS OF '01.
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WE HAVE A NEW ADDITION TO THE TEAM.
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[STUDENTS BOOING]
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(GIRL) GET OFF!
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HEY, NOW THIS GUY WAS SETTIN' FOOTBALL RECORDS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
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HE FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM IN NORTH CAROLINA DURING 'NAM.
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I'M HONORED TO INTRODUCE THE BILLDOZER!
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ARLEN'S NUMBER ONE!
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[MICROPHONE SCREECHES]
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HEY, WHERE'S THE PARTY TONIGHT?
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ANYONE'S PARENTS OUT OF TOWN?
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(BOY #2) LOSER!
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HEY, MY PARENTS AREN'T EVEN ALIVE.
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PARTY AT MY PLACE! YEAH!
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OK.
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(COACH) OK, EVERYBODY, HUDDLE UP.
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♪ ARLEN HIGH, WE HONOR THEE ♪
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♪ THE LEGACY OF BRAVERY ♪
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OH, COME ON, GUYS.
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TOO COOL TO SING THE SCHOOL SONG?
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WE CHANGED IT BACK IN '97.
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IT'S, UH, CANDLE IN THE WIND NOW.
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OH, MARILYN MONROE OR ENGLAND'S ROSE?
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LET'S SEE SOME BLOCKIN' NOW.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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SET, HIKE.
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[PLAYERS GROANING]
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(ANNOUNCER) ARLEN TO PUNT THE BALL.
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IF WE COULD JUST GET INTO SCORING POSITION,
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WE'D GET TO SEE BILL PUT IN THE GAME.
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK, MISTER.
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ASPIRIN THIS MORNIN', RED WINE LAST NIGHT.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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FUMBLE-LAYA.
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SURE IS, BOBBY, AND ARLEN'S IN SCORING POSITION.
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OK, BILL, WE MAY NOT HAVE THEIR YOUTH OR SPEED OR PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS.
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BUT WE GOT SOMETHIN' THEY DON'T. GUTS.
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NOW, GO OUT THERE AND GET US A TOUCHDOWN, BILLDOZER.
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[GROWLING]
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I GUESS WE'RE GIVIN' IT TO MR. DAUTERIVE.
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JUST DON'T STEP ON ME.
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(ANNOUNCER) NOW IN THE BACKFIELD FOR ARLEN
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BRINGING THE NUMBER 72 OUT OF RETIREMENT,
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ARMY SERGEANT BARBER BILL "THE BILLDOZER" DAUTERIVE.
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[ALL GROWLING]
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HEY, THAT'S THE BILLDOZER GROWL.
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I THINK THAT'S THE BILLDOZER.
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DOWN.
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SET.
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HIKE.
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[GROWLING]
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[CRACKING]
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[CRACKING]
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I'M OPEN. I'M OPEN!
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NO!
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROWLS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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(REFEREE) TOUCHDOWN!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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NO FAIR!
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ASTERISK! ASTERISK!
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[PLAYERS CHEERING]
21:02 - 21:04
WAY TO GO, MR. DAUTERIVE!
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MY DAD SAID YOU WERE GOOD.
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[HORN BLOWS]
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YOU DID IT, BILL. WAY TO GO.
21:11 - 21:12
I SCORED FOR ARLEN?
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YEP. AND YOU TIED THE RECORD.
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THERE'S STILL TIME ON THE CLOCK.
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IF ARLEN GETS THE BALL AGAIN, YOU CAN GET THE RECORD BACK.
21:19 - 21:20
[GROANS]
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WHEN RICKY TIED MY RECORD, HE DID IT FAIR AND SQUARE.
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I'M HONORED TO SHARE IT WITH HIM.
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[GROANS]
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BESIDES, I CAN'T GET UP.
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THANK YOU, HANK.
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I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU.
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NO, SIR. YOU THE MAN.
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NO, YOU THE MAN.
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I CAN'T POINT, HANK.
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THAT'S OK.
21:46 - 21:48
DON'T LOOK DOWN AT YOUR LEG.
21:58 - 22:00
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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(SPORTS JOCK) OH, IT'LL BE A BATTLE ALL RIGHT.
22:01 - 22:04
(CHAD) SAINT MARGERETS WANT REVENGE FOR THAT,
22:04 - 22:05
BUTT-WHIPPING THEY GOT SERVED UP LAST YEAR.
22:06 - 22:07
YOU KNOW, THAT COACH SHOULD HAVE DAUTERIVE
22:07 - 22:09
GIVE THEM THEIR HALF-TIME SPEECH.
22:09 - 22:11
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE HIM.
22:11 - 22:14
HEART LIKE A LION. OLD-TIME FOOTBALL.
22:14 - 22:16
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD WHEN THEY WHEELED HIM OFF THE FIELD.
22:17 - 22:18
THEN, JUST 2 HOURS LATER,
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HE WAS EATIN' JALAPENO CORNBREAD
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AT THE ARROYO DINER.
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THAT MAN IS UPTOWN. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
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[PANTING]
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[BILL MUTTERING]