S03E08 - Good Hill Hunting
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[CLANKING]
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YUP.
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YUP.
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MMM-HMM.
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SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T ME GOING THROUGH YOUR GARBAGE.
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SEE? DEER.
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I GUESS WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY,
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AND I GUESS THOSE WERE PROBABLY DEER DROPPINGS, TOO.
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PROBABLY.
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THOSE DEER ARE INFILTRATING THE HUMAN QUADRANT.
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THEY'VE REPLACED FIRE ANTS AS THE NUMBER ONE EX-URBAN PEST.
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IF EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT EXTERMINATING IS TRUE, WHICH IT IS,
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WE GOT TO FIND THE QUEEN DEER AND TAKE HER OUT.
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QUEEN DEER. I'LL BET SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
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AND THE BEST PART IS JOSEPH'S FINALLY OLD ENOUGH TO COME.
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YUP, I'M TAKING MY BOY ON HIS FIRST HUNT
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THE SAME WAY MY DAD TOOK ME
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25 YEARS AGO.
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WE'RE NOT JUST KILLING A DEER,
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WE'RE KILLING JOSEPH'S CHILDHOOD.
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YOU. I AM PHOTOGRAPHICALLY MEMORIZING YOUR FACE.
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(BILL) LOOK AT THAT.
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HE'S STARING RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
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GIT!
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[CLAPPING HANDS]
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OK, HANK. YOU CAN BORROW MY TACKSTAR LASER SIGHT.
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BOBBY'S FIRST HUNT,
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SO HE'LL NEED THE RUSSIAN NIGHT VISION GOGGLES.
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MY JOSEPH'S GOT THE BIONIC EAR BOOSTER,
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AND I'LL BE IN CHARGE OF THE GOOD STUFF.
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DEER WEE-WEE.
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SUPER-PREMIUM ESTRUS DEER WEE-WEE.
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A LITTLE DAB'LL DO YA.
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THIS IS CRAZY. PEOPLE USED TO GO HUNTING,
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AND ALL THEY'D NEED WAS AN ORANGE SHIRT AND A 6-PACK.
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TIMES HAVE CHANGED, HANK.
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BUT YOU'D KNOW ALL THIS IF YOU WERE A HUNTER.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN.
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YOU GO TO CHURCH MORE THAN YOU GO HUNTING.
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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I'M NOT ASHAMED.
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AND I'M GLAD THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE THINNING THE HERD.
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BUT IF I WANNA GET SLOPPY DRUNK
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AND SHOOT OFF GUNS WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS,
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I'LL GO TO MY DAD'S OSCAR PARTY.
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HANK, A HUNTING TRIP'S NOT JUST ABOUT
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GETTING DRUNK OR SHOOTING DEER.
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IT'S ABOUT GETTING OUT IN THE WOODS,
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AWAY FROM THE GOVERNMENT,
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WHERE YOUR PAPER MONEY'S USELESS,
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UNLESS YOU RUN OUT OF LEAVES.
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WHERE MAN CAN LET DOWN HIS GUARD
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AND SHARE HIS BIGGEST FEARS.
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DALE, YOU WITH YOUR GUARD DOWN IS MY BIGGEST FEAR.
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MY BIGGEST FEAR IS THAT LITTLE POINTY...
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WELL, I'LL SAVE IT FOR THE TRIP.
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YOU MEAN THE BEETLE?
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SHUT UP. I WAS SAVING THAT FOR THE TRIP.
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(BOBBY) DON'T THINK OF IT AS A RIFLE.
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THINK OF IT AS A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT FIRES BULLETS.
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WHEN THE TIME COMES,
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YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO, YOU KNOW, PULL THE TRIGGER?
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OH, YEAH. I DON'T WANNA BE THE ONLY KID AROUND WHO DOESN'T KILL A DEER.
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YOU COULD GET A LOSER NICKNAME LIKE, I DON'T KNOW...
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PORK POCKETS?
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MORE ABOUT NOT KILLING DEER, BUT, YEAH.
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BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
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'CAUSE WE'LL BE HUNTING WITH OUR DADS. A TEAM.
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[BIRD SQUAWKING]
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[GROWLING]
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[GROANING]
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[GASPS]
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GO GET HIM, BOBBY.
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NO, WE'RE A TEAM.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GUN CLICKING]
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[BIRDS TWITTERING]
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BOBBY, I JUST WANNA SAY THAT YOU ARE PERFECT, AND A MAN.
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I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG,
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ESPECIALLY ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HASN'T ACTUALLY HAPPENED YET.
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(HANK) WHAT'S WITH THE BANDAGES?
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LUANNE FIXING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER HAIRCUT?
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THIS IS FOR YOU AND BOBBY TO TAKE ON YOUR HUNTING TRIP.
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YOU'LL BE READY FOR CUTS, SPRAINS,
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AND I EVEN PUT IN A NEEDLE AND THREAD
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TO SEW YOUR EAR BACK ON AFTER BOBBY TALKS IT OFF.
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YEAH.
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WE'LL BE GOSSIPING LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS.
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AND I MADE A LITTLE HUNTING PERMIT CASE OUT OF A FREEZER BAG.
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GIVE ME YOUR PERMIT AND I'LL STICK IT IN.
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WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY GOT THE PERMIT YET.
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YOU DIDN'T BUY THE PERMIT YET?
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HANK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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NOTHING. UH, THAT REMINDS ME,
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DID YOU GET THE BATTERIES FOR BOBBY'S GAME BOY?
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AND DID YOU PACK HIS BACKUP GAME BOY?
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BOBBY'S NOT BRINGING TOYS ON THIS TRIP.
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AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME HE HAD 2 WHOLE DAYS TO SPEND
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JUST TALKING WITH HIS FATHER?
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I SPEND LOTS OF TIME WITH BOBBY.
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HE'S THERE WHEN I EAT.
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HE'S THERE WHEN I WATCH T.V.
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I'VE THROWN COUNTLESS BALLS AT HIM IN THE BACKYARD.
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[SIGHING]
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HANK,
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YOU'RE SCARED OF BEING ALONE WITH HIM.
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I AM NOT.
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YOU ARE SCARED OF YOUR OWN SON.
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MAYBE I AM. SO WHAT? I DON'T GET HIM SOMETIMES.
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THE THINGS THAT COME OUT OF HIS MOUTH...
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AND HE'S ALMOST A TEENAGER, SO IT'S JUST GONNA GET WORSE.
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT FOR 2 DAYS.
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HELL, YES, I'M SCARED.
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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE
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ON BOBBY'S ROAD TO BECOMING A SUCCESSFUL ADULT.
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ONE OF THE BIG 3. AGE 12: FIRST HUNT.
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AGE 16: LEARNS TO DRIVE.
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AGE 18: FINALLY TURNS 18.
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GIVE HIM THIS MILESTONE, HANK,
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SO HE CAN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT AND THE NEXT
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AND EVENTUALLY MOVE OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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AND THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO TALK TO HIM AT ALL.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'LL GET THE PERMIT,
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BOBBY'LL KILL THE DEER, AND EVERYONE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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[GROANING]
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BOBBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE MASTER BEDROOM?
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THE TRUCK'S ALL PACKED, BREAKFAST IS COOKED
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AND HERE'S YOUR ROBE, TOWEL, AND TOOTHBRUSH.
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♪ I'M A TRAVELING MAN MADE A LOT OF STOPS ♪
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♪ ALL OVER THE WORLD ♪
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♪ AND IN EVERY PORT ♪
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♪ I OWN THE HEART OF AT LEAST ONE ♪
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[SIGHING]
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HELLO, SON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WATCHING.
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WHAT DOES A RAZOR SMELL LIKE?
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I BET IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD. LIKE METAL.
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YEAH, HUH. OK.
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WHY DON'T YOU WAIT IN THE KITCHEN, BOBBY?
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I CAN'T SHAVE AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME.
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THAT'S OK. WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK.
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[WATER SPLASHING]
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HMM, YOUR BOY'S FIRST BUCK.
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I REMEMBER MY FIRST BUCK.
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TOOK ME 6 SHOTS TO BRING HIM DOWN, 3 MORE TO FINISH HIM OFF.
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THERE WAS NO USABLE MEAT LEFT.
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BUT WHAT A THRILL.
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SUG', YOU'RE TAKING AWAY MY BOY,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA BRING HIM HOME A MAN.
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[SNIFFLING]
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AND HOW LONG IS THAT GONNA TAKE EXACTLY?
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SORRY, BABE.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO DO WITHOUT THE BIG "D" FOR AT LEAST 2 NIGHTS.
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♪[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]
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DALE.
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JOHN REDCORN. YOU BROUGHT BACK THAT TEA BAG I LENT YOU?
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NO. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR JOSEPH.
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YOUR FIRST HUNTING TRIP IS A SACRED OCCASION.
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THE DEER YOU KILL WILL BE A RELATIVE.
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YOU MUST SHOW YOUR RESPECT FOR HIM AND ALL THE DEER PEOPLE,
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FIRST BY GIVING THANKS,
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THEN BY USING EVERY PART OF HIS BODY.
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NO PROB. WE'RE TAKING OLD MISTER BUCK RIGHT TO THE RENDERING PLANT
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FOR SAUSAGEIFICATION.
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THIS HUNTING KNIFE WAS GIVEN TO ME
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BY MY FATHER, AND TO HIM BY HIS FATHER.
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NOW, I PASS IT ALONG TO YOU.
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A USED KNIFE.
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UMM...
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COOL. THANKS.
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LET ME HUG MY CHILD ONE LAST TIME.
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OH, MY BIG BOY!
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ABOUT TO BECOME MY LITTLE MAN.
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[WHISPERING] HONEY, I FILLED YOUR RIFLE BAG WITH FRUIT PIES.
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YOUR RIFLE IS IN YOUR SLEEPING BAG.
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THANKS, MOM.
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I MEAN, PEGGY.
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(DALE) LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
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JUST A SECOND.
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THERE'S ONE LAST ERRAND I NEED TO RUN.
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WHAT DO YOU NEED? MIKE AND IKE'S?
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GOT YOU COVERED.
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NO, I JUST NEED TO HOP ON OVER TO THE COUNTY OFFICE
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AND PICK UP A COUPLE OF HUNTING PERMITS.
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DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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YEAH, I'M TAKING MY BOY HUNTING,
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SO I NEED A COUPLE OF PERMITS.
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OH, AND ONE OF THOSE "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS" BUMPER STICKERS.
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NO MORE DEER PERMITS THIS YEAR.
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WHY NOT? THEY HAVEN'T ALL BEEN SHOT.
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I CAUGHT ONE PICKING THROUGH MY GARBAGE LIKE THIS WAS NEW YORK CITY.
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I KNOW. THEY'RE A REAL NUISANCE.
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THEY'RE EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.
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OF COURSE. THERE'S TOO MANY DEER AND NOT ENOUGH FOOD.
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ISSUE MORE PERMITS OR THEY'LL ALL STARVE.
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YEAH, SORRY.
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WE HAD TO LIMIT IT TO 400 THIS YEAR.
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ONLY WAY TO GET THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS OFF THEIR HUNGER STRIKE.
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SO YOU'RE TELLING ME MY BOY CAN'T GO HUNTING
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BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LET A COUPLE OF TWIG BOYS STARVE?
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FORGET NUMBER 6.
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YOU'RE NOW SERVING NONSENSE.
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GOOD LUCK ON YOUR HUNTING TRIP, BOBBY.
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THANKS.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M LEAVING A BOY,
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I'M COMING BACK A MAN.
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YOU'RE LUCKY. I'M LEAVING A GIRL, AND COMING BACK A MAN.
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(KAHN) HEY, KAHN JR.! I'M IN THE CAR.
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YOU RIDE SHOTGUN.
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AND DON'T FORGET RAISIN BAGELS.
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THEY'RE IN MY BRIEFCASE.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, LET'S GO.
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UH, GUYS, WHY DON'T YOU GO ON AHEAD?
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BOBBY, HOP IN.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[EXHALING]
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BOBBY, UH, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU.
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(BOBBY) NO, ME FIRST.
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I KNOW I'M ABOUT TO BE A MAN, DAD.
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SO I WANTED TO TAKE THIS LAST CHANCE
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TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
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[SIGHING]
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE THIS LAST CHANCE TO CRY, TOO.
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BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GOING.
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[GRUNTING]
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YOU SEE THAT?
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HE'S ALREADY PRACTICING UP FOR NEXT SEASON.
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I TELL YOU WHAT, PEGGY, WITH THIS EXTRA YEAR UNDER HIS BELT,
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HE'S NOT ONLY GONNA BE A MAN, HE'S GONNA BE A SUPERMAN.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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OUR SON, A SUPERMAN.
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[SIGHING]
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YOU HAVE NO CLUE, DO YOU?
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WOULD YOU LOOK AT HIM?
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HE'S AT THE AGE WHERE LITTLE-BOY HORMONES GET VIOLENT.
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THEY DON'T CALL THEM NICE, QUIET, WELL-BEHAVED HORMONES.
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THEY'RE RAGING, HANK!
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HE HAS A CHEMICAL NEED TO KILL.
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I WAS COUNTING ON YOU TO CHANNEL THAT NEED AWAY FROM HUMANS.
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[COCKING]
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[YELLING]
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[PANTING]
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I'LL BE LOCKING MY BEDROOM DOOR TONIGHT.
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SO PLEASE BE IN BY 10:00 P.M.
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RED DOG ONE, THIS IS RED DOG THREE.
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DO YOU COPY? OVER.
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TEN-FOUR, RED DOG THREE.
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[WALKIE-TALKIE SCREECHING]
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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DAMN INFERIOR SOVIET SURPLUS MERCHANDISE.
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NEVER DOES WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
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OR MAYBE IT'S DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO.
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MAYBE IT JUST BOUNCED A SIGNAL
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OFF A SATELLITE TO AN ATTACK SUB
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IN THE GULF OF MEXICO WHOSE MISSION IS TO READ OUR BRAIN WAVES.
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THAT'S MY BOY!
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I WAS ABOUT TO SAY PRECISELY THE SAME THING.
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EXCEPT THE SUB'S IN LAKE SUPERIOR.
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(PEGGY) WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BOBBY?
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NOTHING.
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THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE KITCHEN.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME KILL IT?
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NO, THANKS.
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OK, THEN.
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[PEGGY SWATTING]
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[SIGHING]
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[SNORING]
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HANK! HANK, WAKE UP.
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I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I'M LEARNING MORE ABOUT
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HOW YOU DESTROYED BOBBY'S LIFE.
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I SEARCHED THROUGH MY OLD SOCIAL STUDIES FILES, AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
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IN A TRIBE IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA,
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A BOY WHO MISSES OUT ON A RITE OF PASSAGE,
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IN THEIR CASE, KILLING A MISSIONARY, REMAINS A BOY FOREVER.
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HE WILL NEVER BECOME A MAN.
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THIS IS A REPORT BY A 7TH-GRADER. AND IT ONLY GOT A "C."
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I HAVE BACKUP. LOOK AT THIS 4TH-GRADE WORD FIND
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ABOUT THE HURON INDIANS' RITES OF PASSAGE.
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"MADNESS"?
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WHEN A LITTLE HURON INDIAN BOY WANTS TO ACHIEVE MANHOOD
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BUT HE FAILS TO KILL AN ELK, HE WILL GET PHYSICALLY ILL
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AND THEN GO STARK RAVING MAD.
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WELL, I DID SEE BOBBY TALKING TO THE MRS. BUTTERWORTH BOTTLE.
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BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS STRANGE AT THE TIME.
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(EUSTACE) HEY, HANK,
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COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND CARRYING THIS OUT TO MY S.U.V?
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EUSTACE? I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN HERE BEFORE.
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FINALLY DECIDED TO MAKE THE SWITCH TO PROPANE, HUH?
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YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT'S THE PERFECT CHOICE FOR ALL YOUR HEATING--
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THANKS, BUT WE USE PASSIVE SOLAR.
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THE PROPANE'S FOR COOKING RANDY'S DEER, ONCE HE KILLS IT, OF COURSE.
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WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THAT SON OF YOURS HUNTING?
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OH, I'VE GOT TO. IT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE.
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AT LEAST, THAT'S THE FEELING IN MY MEN'S GROUP.
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THAT'S WHY I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.
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LA GRUNTA.
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THE LA GRUNTA HOTEL AND RESORT DOES A HUNT EVERY YEAR.
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THEY TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
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GUNS, PERMITS, APRES HUNT WINE-TASTING.
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PERMITS?
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"CUSHIONED SHOOTING STANDS, HEATED BLINDS WITH AUTOMATIC CORN FEEDERS."
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THAT'S NOT HUNTING.
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THAT'S SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL.
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(EUSTACE) OH, THEY--THEY HAVE THAT, TOO.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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YOU WANT TO RIDE BIKES WITH ME?
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OK.
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...WHICH BRINGS US TO THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION.
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IRONICALLY NAMED, BECAUSE THERE'S ACTUALLY 4--
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DAD, I THINK I HEAR A DEER.
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[GULPS]
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I'D BETTER GO HAVE A LOOK.
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[SCREAMING]
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THANKS.
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[GUN FIRING]
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[WHOOPING]
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[BOTH LAUGHING VICTORIOUSLY]
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NICE THROW, DAD.
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NICE SHOT, SON.
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WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM, DON'T WE?
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YUP.
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THE GRIBBLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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[IMITATING GUNFIRE]
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[IMITATING GUNFIRE]
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[GASPS]
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[WHIMPERING]
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BOBBY!
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BOBBY, STOP PLAYING DEAD.
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GET UP BEFORE SOMEONE SEES YOU.
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WHAT WAS THAT? DAD, IS THAT YOU?
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EVERYTHING'S SO DIM.
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BOBBY, GET UP.
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I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
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YOU ARE NOT INJURED.
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THE GOLD IS BURIED...
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[WHEEZING]
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IT'S BURIED...
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[MOANING]
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STAND UP.
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BOBBY, LOOK WHAT I GOT.
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[EXCLAIMING VICTORIOUSLY]
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I GOT SHOT IN A HOLDUP.
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WHAT?
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HE'S FINE, CONNIE.
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HE HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO A FRUIT PIE, THAT'S ALL.
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(BILL) THAT'S IT.
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HELL, YEAH. LOOK AT THAT BEAUT.
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HOW ABOUT THIS KID, HANK?
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EXCUSE ME. HOW ABOUT THIS MAN?
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LOOK AT ME.
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EVERYBODY'S GOT A DEER AND I DON'T.
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[SNIFFLING]
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EVERYTHING LOOKS SO CHRISTMASSY.
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NOW I KNOW HOW THE JEWISH KIDS FEEL.
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[BOBBY CRYING]
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BOBBY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADE IN THAT COWBOY COSTUME
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FOR A HUNTING PERMIT?
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WHAT? DO YOU MEAN IT? YOU GOT A PERMIT?
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I GOT BETTER THAN A PERMIT.
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I GOT LA GRUNTA.
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THIS IS FANCY. WHERE DO THE DEER STAY?
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THEY DON'T KEEP THE DEER IN THE HOTEL.
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GOD! I HOPE THEY DON'T.
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HI, I'M BEVERLY LA GRUNTA. NO RELATION.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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UH, WE'RE HERE TO DEER HUNT.
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WONDERFUL! THE SHUTTLE LEAVES IN A HALF AN HOUR.
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IT'S $400 FOR TWO.
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WILL THAT BE CASH OR CREDIT?
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$400?
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UH, HEY, BOBBY, LOOK AT ALL THIS OTHER STUFF.
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WE COULD GOLF OR SWIM WITH A DOLPHIN.
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CAN I HUNT IT?
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UH, IT DOESN'T SAY. HEY, HERE YOU GO. "MUSEUM OF MINIATURES."
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$40 AND WORTH EVERY PENNY, IF YOU ASK ME.
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DON'T GET UPSET, NOW.
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I WAS JUST TESTING YOU.
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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YOU PASSED.
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(BOY) HEY, BOBBY!
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LOOK AT MY DEER.
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HE SHOT IT ALL BY HIMSELF.
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THEY WRAPPED IT AT THE GIFT SHOP.
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[GASPS]
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[BIRD SQUAWKS]
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[SIGHING]
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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BOY, YOU SAID IT.
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NOW, CAREFUL WHEN YOU WALK.
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DEER CAN HEAR THE RHYTHMIC PATTERN OF HUMAN FOOTSTEPS.
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GOTCHA!
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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
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THERE'S AN OPEN STAND IN PASTURE 2 WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
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THAT'D BE HILL, RIGHT?
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I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS MOMENT, DAD.
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IT'S THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
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WHEN I'M A MAN, DO I STILL GET MY ALLOWANCE
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OR DO I GET UP TO MINIMUM WAGE?
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WELL, SON, NOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE A MAN,
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE MORE RESPONSIBILITIES,
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AND MAYBE YOU DO DESERVE A LITTLE MORE EACH WEEK.
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YUP.
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YUP!
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[CORN FEEDER WHIRRING]
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[WHISPERING] I THINK I'M GONNA SHOOT THE ONE ON THE LEFT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, DAD?
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UH, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO WHISPER ANYMORE, BOBBY.
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(BOBBY) SQUEEZE, DON'T PULL.
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[BIRDS TWITTERING]
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THIS ISN'T RIGHT, IS IT, DAD?
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NO, IT ISN'T, SON.
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(HANK) I'M SORRY, BOBBY.
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I GUESS I REALLY LET YOU DOWN, DIDN'T I?
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IT'S OK. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO BE THIS HORRIBLE.
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YOU KNOW, THERE'S PLENTY OF WORSE THINGS
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THAN GETTING TO HOLD ON TO YOUR BOYHOOD
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FOR A WHOLE OTHER YEAR.
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AND BY HOLDING ON TO YOUR BOYHOOD, I DON'T MEAN--
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I KNOW, DAD. I KNOW.
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LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. THIS GIVES ME AN EXTRA YEAR
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TO LEARN FROM THE MAN I'D MOST LIKE TO BE LIKE
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WHEN I FINALLY BECOME A MAN.
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[SIGHS]
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DAMN IT, BOBBY! THIS JUST AIN'T RIGHT.
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YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD. YOU'RE A GOOD SON.
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YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS.
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[BRAKES SQUEALING]
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I'M GONNA SKIP YOU AHEAD ONE WHOLE MILESTONE.
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I'M GONNA LET YOU DRIVE MY TRUCK.
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WHAT?
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YOU HEARD ME. WELL, COME ON.
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GRAB SOME WHEEL.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I'M IN YOUR SEAT!
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BELIEVE IT, BOBBY.
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IT'S REAL, AND IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.
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NOW, YOU GOTTA REACH THE PEDALS.
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[GRUNTS]
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AND NOW, WE'LL FIX YOUR MIRROR.
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OK, START HER UP.
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NOW, THAT'S THE GEAR SHIFT, AND THAT'S THE BRAKE.
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AND, WELL, YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIES.
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YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS. LET'S GO.
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[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
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KEEP IT STEADY. THAT'S GOOD.
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THIS IS SO COOL.
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I'M DRIVING THE HELL OUT OF THIS TRUCK, AREN'T I, DAD?
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YOU SURE ARE, SON. YOU SURE ARE.
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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(HANK) BRAKE! NO!
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[THUDDING]
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OH, NO!
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I HIT A DEER WITH YOUR TRUCK.
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OH, GOD!
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YEAH. YEAH, YOU DID.
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AND IT'S A GOOD, CLEAN KILL.
20:57 - 20:59
YUP, A GOOD KILL.
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OH, THEY'RE HOME.
21:05 - 21:06
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, PEGGY.
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IT CAME OUT OF THE WOODS, AND CHARGED RIGHT AT US.
21:09 - 21:12
BUT BOBBY TOOK CARE OF IT. NO PROBLEM.
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DIDN'T YOU, BOY?
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I MEAN, MAN.
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OH, MY SON. MY BIG, STRONG, NORMAL SON.
21:23 - 21:25
NICE GOING, BOBBY.
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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE RACK ON THAT THING?
21:27 - 21:29
MMM-HMM. THERE'S YOUR SAUSAGE PARTS, RIGHT THERE.
21:29 - 21:31
NICE GOING, BOBBY.
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(CONNIE) WAY TO GO, BOBBY!
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(JOSEPH) YEAH!
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I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT MY DAD.
21:35 - 21:37
YUP.
21:46 - 21:47
[CAMERA CLICKING]
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[DOG BARKING]
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[IMITATING DRIVING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GASPS]
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[GASPS]
22:21 - 22:23
[GRUNTING]
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(BOBBY) I'M DRIVING THE HELL OUT OF THIS TRUCK!