S02E08 - The Son That Got Away
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♪[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]
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ROTHERHOOD ♪
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♪ FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA ♪
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♪ AND MANY MORE ♪
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(GRANDY) MISS SOUPHANOUSINPHONE!
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PLEASE! NOW, LET'S ALL SETTLE. MR. HILL.
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WE'RE GOING TO SING MY BONNIE.
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[ALL GROANING]
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[PITCH PIPE BLOWING]
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♪ MY CONNIE IS A LAOTIAN ♪
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♪ MY CONNIE LIVES NEXT DOOR TO ME ♪
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♪ MY CONNIE IS A LAOTIAN ♪
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♪ AND I HAVE TO GO TAKE A PEE ♪
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[PITCH PIPE BLEEPING]
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(GRANDY) WHAT DID I TELL YOU TWO? BOBBY? CONNIE?
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THIS IS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK.
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I'VE SUFFERED THROUGH EVERYTHING FROM "OLD MAN LIVER"
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TO "THE SMELLOW NOSE OF TEXAS."
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IT'S TIME WE INVOLVED YOUR PARENTS.
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[BOTH GASPING]
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[CAR APPROACHING]
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KAHN? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
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GOD, THEY FRAME KAHN JR.
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I'M HERE TO GREASE SOME PALMS.
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YOU'RE HERE TO READ THE GAS METER, RIGHT?
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THAT'S YOUR JOB?
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NO, I SELL PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES.
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BOBBY GOT IN TROUBLE, TOO. I HAD TO TAKE OFF WORK.
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WHY? WHERE YOUR WIFE? SHE SURROGATE MOTHER TODAY?
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PEGGY IS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.
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BOBBY, WHAT'S THE IDEA OF ACTIN' UP IN CLASS?
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"ACTING OUT," MR. HILL. WE CALL IT ACTING OUT.
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I JUST SANG A SONG PARODY, DAD.
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LIKE WEIRD AL YANKOVICH.
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BOBBY, AL YANKOVICH BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT IN THE LATE '80S
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AFTER PEOPLE STOPPED BUYIN' HIS RECORDS.
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HE'S NOT WORTH GETTIN' INTO TROUBLE OVER.
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KAHN JR., THAT BOBBY DRAGGING YOU DOWN LIKE A CHICKEN FAT ANCHOR.
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TIME OUT! MMM-HMM. MMM-HMM. IT'S ALL KNITTING TOGETHER.
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YOU SEE, BOBBY AND CONNIE'S DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIORS
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STEM FROM BAD PARENTAL IMAGING AT HOME.
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YOU'RE SAYIN' IT'S MY FAULT I'M HERE?
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I WON'T PLAY YOUR BLAME GAME, MR. HILL.
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YOUR SON MOCKED A BEAUTIFUL SCOTTISH FOLK SONG.
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WE OWE IT TO OURSELVES TO FIND OUT WHY.
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YEAH, HE MAKE A GOOD POINT, HANK.
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HE SAYS YOU'RE BAD FATHER.
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NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT BAD DADS.
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YOU HAVE "BAD-DAD HABITS."
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[SIGHING]
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[CLEARING THROAT]
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GENTLEMEN, LET'S TRY AN ACTIVE LISTENING EXERCISE.
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KAHN, I WANT YOU TO TELL HANK
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SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM.
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WHILE HANK ACTIVELY LISTENS TO THE COMPLIMENT.
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BOBBY, CONNIE, WATCH AND LEARN.
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[GROWLING]
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IT'S YOUR BOY'S FAULT WE'RE HERE!
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HE BAD CROWD! YOU PUNISH HIM!
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YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT BOBBY. YOU JUST PUNISH KAHN JR.
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SHE'S THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL THIS.
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WELL, OH, YEAH! THERE WILL BE PUNISHMENT!
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DARN RIGHT THERE'LL BE PUNISHMENT.
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[BLOWING]
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GIVE ME THAT!
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JOSEPH SAYS BOBBY'S IN THE DOGHOUSE.
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HOW YOU GONNA PUNISH HIM, HANK?
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WELL, SIR, THAT BOY'S GONNA CLEAN MY RAIN GUTTERS.
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WELL, WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU.
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I BELIEVE A CHILD BENEFITS MORE FROM
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THE PSYCHOLOGICAL APPROACH.
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WHEN I NEED TO CORRECT JOSEPH, I TELL HIM HE'S ADOPTED.
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[LAUGHING]
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YEAH, MY DAD USED TO PUNISH ME BY TELLIN' ME I WAS A GIRL.
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HE USED TO MAKE ME WEAR DRESSES.
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PRETTY, PRETTY DRESSES.
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LET'S GO, BOBBY. IT'S DEBT-PAYIN' TIME.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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I WONDER WHAT OLD KAHN HAS IN STORE FOR KAHN JR.
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WHAT THE--
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KAHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
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MOWIN' THE LAWN IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A PUNISHMENT.
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I'M PUTTING FEAR OF GOD INTO KAHN JR.
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SHE LEARN WHAT IT LIKE TO BE YOU.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S THAT KIND OF PERMISSIVE PARENTING
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THAT FORFEITED YOUR COUNTRY TO THE COMMUNISTS.
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BLECH!
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[BIRDS CHEEPING]
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OH, BABY BIRDS! WHERE'S YOUR MOMMY?
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[SCREAMING]
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STOP THAT! I WAS BEING NICE TO THEM!
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[THUMPING]
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THAT'S A ROOF, NOT AMERICAN BANDSTAND!
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OH, HANK, LET HIM DANCE. HE'S HAPPY.
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[GROANING]
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[BIRD SQUAWKING]
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[MOANING]
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TELL YOU WHAT, DANG BIRD.
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HI.
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A BIRD PECKED MY HEAD.
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OUCH! PARENTS ARE SUCH A DRAG.
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YEAH. THEY'RE ALWAYS TREATIN' US LIKE KIDS.
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WE'RE NOT CHILDREN. WE'RE PRETEENS, DAMMIT!
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LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DUMP. DO SOMETHING FUN.
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YEAH, AS LONG AS WE'RE BACK FOR SUPPER.
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MY MOM'S FIXING PORK POCKETS.
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OK. IT'S A DEAL.
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LET'S BOOGIE!
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WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
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WE GOTTA GET JOSEPH.
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I DON'T LIKE JOSEPH. HE THREW A DODGE BALL AT ME ONCE.
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WELL, I'M SURE HE HAD A GOOD REASON.
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[BICYCLE APPROACHING]
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HEY, BOBBY! YOU WANNA DO SOMETHIN'?
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BOBBY ALREADY HAS PLANS WITH ME.
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YEAH. WANNA COME?
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SURE.
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[GRUNTING]
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SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA DO?
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WELL, WE COULD GO PRESS THE CROSSWALK BUTTONS AND RUN AWAY.
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COOL!
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BOBBY AND I DON'T LIKE TO DO THAT.
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WELL, BOBBY AND ME DO.
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WE COULD GO TO THE LIBRARY AND TALK.
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YEAH!
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YEAH. WHY DON'T WE JUST GO BACK TO SCHOOL
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AND WAIT FOR TOMORROW?
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HEY, HEY, COME ON, GUYS!
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DON'T MAKE THIS A CONTEST FOR MY FRIENDSHIP.
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NOW, I SAY WE GO TO ELECTRIC TOWN, AND WATCH T.V.
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[BUZZING SOUND]
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OH! OH!
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WE COULD GO TO THE CAVES.
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COME ON, GUYS! IT'LL BE LIKE SNEAKIN' INTO AN "R" MOVIE.
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YOU'VE BEEN TO AN "R" MOVIE?
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YEAH. BUT THE ONLY PERSON NAKED WAS HARVEY KEITEL.
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WE SHOULD GO FOR IT.
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THE CAVES ARE PROBABLY DARK. LET'S GET BUTANE LIGHTERS.
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MY DAD SAYS BUTANE'S A BASTARD GAS.
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I'M GETTING SCENTED CANDLES.
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THIS ONE SMELLS LIKE LEATHER PANTS.
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I GOT TUBE CHIPS AND SPRAY CHEESE.
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THEY KEEP.
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I GOT GLOW WANDS.
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AND PANTYHOSE FOR THE LADY.
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[WATER SPLASHING]
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'?
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GETTING AN OLD TAN, MAN.
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WE JUST CLEANED YOUR GUTTERS FOR YOU.
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BUT THAT WAS BOBBY'S PUNISHMENT.
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MAYBE YOU'D CALL IT PUNISHMENT. I CALL IT "FUNISHMENT."
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WHERE IS BOBBY?
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NOW IT'S STARTIN' TO MAKE SOME SENSE.
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[MOWER ENGINE RUNNING]
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SHE DID IT AGAIN, KAHN. YOUR LITTLE SIREN LED MY BOY ASTRAY.
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YOUR SKINHEAD GONE, TOO?
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BOY, I TELL YOU WHAT, WHEN I DO FIND THOSE KIDS
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THEY'RE GONNA BE IN REAL TROUBLE NOW.
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HAVE YOU SEEN JOSEPH?
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HE'S NOT BACK WITH MY PICK 6 NUMBERS, AND I'M STARTIN' TO WORRY.
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I CAN'T WIN IT IF I'M NOT IN IT.
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[ENGINE WHIRRING]
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YEAH, THE ENTRANCE IS IN THE WEEDS SOMEWHERE.
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(ALL) THE CAVES!
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HEY! YOU SHOULDN'T GO IN THERE.
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YEAH, RIGHT. JUST PLAY WITH YOUR TOY, RANDY.
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LATER, LOSER.
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UH, WAIT. MAYBE RANDY'S RIGHT.
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BOBBY, IF YOU'RE SCARED, YOU CAN STAY OUT HERE.
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YOU CAN PRETEND IT'S HEADQUARTERS.
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HEY, YOU WANT TO WATCH ME FLY MY PLANE?
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WAIT FOR ME.
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YOU'LL BE SORRY!
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YOU'LL BE-- OW!
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FIRST WE LOOK FOR KAHN JR. AT CONTEMPORARY ART MUSEUM.
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OH, SORRY, ARLEN DOESN'T HAVE ONE.
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LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.
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YOU MAY BE DRIVIN', BUT I'M LEADIN' THIS POSSE
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AND IF FORCED, I WILL COMMANDEER THE VEHICLE.
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[STUTTERING] OH, LOOK!
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DO YOU, DO YOU SEE THEM? DO YOU SEE THEM?
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[CAR ACCELERATING]
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PLEASE TAKE PEDAL FROM METAL. THEY PROBABLY AT THE MALL.
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MY HEART IS RACING HERE, MINH.
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AND WHEN MY HEART RACES, MY BUICK FOLLOWS.
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CALM DOWN, FOR PEGGY HILL. LOOK AT MY HAND.
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STILL AS A MONET WATER LILY.
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WELL, BEING CALM COMES NATURAL TO YOU BUDDHISTS.
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SO WHAT IF CONNIE'S RUN AWAY, HUH?
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SHE'LL JUST COME BACK AS A--AS A GRASSHOPPER OR SEA HORSE!
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I'M SO SORRY, MINH. I'M JUST A LITTLE ON THE EDGE.
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HEY, LOOK AT THIS!
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"THE BONEYARD."
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IT'S WRITTEN IN ANCIENT ENGLISH.
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WHAT'S "THE BONEYARD"?
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I CAN'T REMEMBER.
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IT'S EITHER THE PLACE WHERE OLD PEOPLE GO TO DIE
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OR YOUNG PEOPLE GO TO MAKE OUT.
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W-WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG,
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AND IT'S WHERE YOUNG PEOPLE GO TO DIE
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AND OLD PEOPLE GO TO MAKE OUT?
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I TOLD YOU! KAHN JR. NOT THERE.
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AHA, KAHN JR. GO THERE!
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NO AMERICAN CHILD
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WOULD RUN AWAY TO A SHEET MUSIC STORE.
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THEY DO IF THEY WANT TO HIDE FROM HILLBILLY PARENT.
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LAST PLACE YOU LOOK, HILLBILLY.
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♪[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BABIES CRYING]
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I THOUGHT YOU AND MINH WERE LOOKING FOR BOBBY AND CONNIE.
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WELL, MINH DECIDED SHE WOULD RATHER LOOK FOR THEM IN A TAXI.
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OH, I AM SUCH A JUMBLE.
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AUNT PEGGY, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN WITH THE T.V. FOR A MINUTE
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AND CLEAR YOUR HEAD?
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OK, BUT FOR JUST A MOMENT.
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GUESS WHAT? MONSIGNOR MARTINEZ
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RENTS A SPORTS CAR
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IN THE NAME OF THOSE LITTLE BABIES.
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[IN SPANISH]
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[EXPLOSION ON TV]
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[GROANING]
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I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT.
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YES, YOU CAN, BOBBY.
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GRAB ONTO MY SHIRT.
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[GRUNTING]
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[JOSEPH EXCLAIMING]
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[PANTING]
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WE DID IT! WE'RE IN THE BONEYARD.
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[WHOOPING]
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[GRUNTING]
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WHO'S FRAMPTON?
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SCORE! PLAYBOY!
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GREAT! I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ONE.
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I HOPE THERE'S AN ARTICLE BY NORMAN MAILER.
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OH, OH, CHECK THIS OUT.
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"OUR UNABASHED DICTIONARY DEFINES 'HEAVY PETTING'
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"AS WHEN THINGS GET OUT OF CONTROL AT A WEIGHT WATCHERS' MEETING."
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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HE DOESN'T GET IT.
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I'M STARTIN' TO GET THINGS.
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I THOUGHT THE KIDS WOULD BE HERE, SURE AS THE WORLD.
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I'LL BE DIPPED!
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HEY, RANDY, HAVE YOU SEEN BOBBY AND JOSEPH AND THAT KAHN JR.?
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MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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WE'RE GONNA TAN THEIR HIDES.
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THEY'RE IN THE CAVES. I DID THE RIGHT THING.
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I TOLD THEM NOT TO GO. I DID THE RIGHT THING.
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YOU HEARD HIM, HANK. WE HAVE NO LEGAL RESPONSIBILITY.
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THE CAVES?
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OH, MY GOD!
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WAIT! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? THAT'S GOOD NEWS, RIGHT?
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NOW WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
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NO, KAHN. HEAP BAD NEWS.
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THE CAVES ARE WHERE ARLEN TEENAGERS GO TO MAKE...
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WELL, WHOOPEE.
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[GIGGLING]
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CHECK IT OUT!
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IT MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF SOME WOMAN.
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HERE, CONNIE, YOU COULD USE THIS.
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THANKS.
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HEY, CONNIE, CONNIE! I FOUND YOU THIS.
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SKOAL. YUCK!
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AND I WROTE YOU A SONG.
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♪ I'M A SKOAL MAN ♪
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[HUMMING]
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YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
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(BOBBY) DANG!
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(CONNIE) OH, THAT WAS OUR LAST CANDLE.
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I'M SCARED.
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(JOSEPH) ME, TOO.
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(BOBBY) ME THREE. WAIT.
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WE'VE GOT GLOW WANDS.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[DALE PANTING]
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THOSE ARE THEIR BIKES. THEY'RE INSIDE, ALL RIGHT.
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OH, GOD.
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I CAN'T SEE. I CAN'T SEE.
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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DALE, YOU HAVE YOUR SUNGLASSES ON.
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GOTCHA.
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TELL YOU WHAT, DALE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO TELL PEGGY AND MINH
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WE'RE HERE, SO THEY DON'T WORRY.
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I NOTICE MY WIFE'S NAME WAS NOT AMONG THOSE MENTIONED.
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AM I TO ASSUME NANCY SHOULD CONTINUE WORRYING?
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AH, YOU GO NOW!
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MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
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MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
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THE KIDS ARE IN THE CAVES.
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OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT IS WHERE HALF OF ARLEN'S UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES BEGIN.
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HANK AND KAHN HAVE GONE IN TO PRY THEM APART.
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DEAR LORD, LET THEM FIND THOSE KIDS
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BEFORE I AM IN-LAWS WITH MINH.
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[SPRAYING]
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MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK NOW.
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YEAH, I GUESS.
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WAY.
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UH, I THINK.
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OH, NO.
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YEAH, WE'RE LOST.
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TAKE ME TO BONEYARD.
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HOLD ON A SECOND. I DON'T REMEMBER WHICH WAY TO GO.
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IT'S BEEN A WHILE. I NEED TO GET MY BEARINGS, HERE.
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WHILE YOU GET YOUR "BEARINGS,"
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MY CHILD BEARING YOUR CHILD'S CHILD.
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AH...
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I THINK IT'S THIS WAY.
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[MUNCHING]
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I CAN'T STOP. IT'S OUT OF MY CONTROL.
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WAY TO GO! WE'RE OUT OF FOOD!
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I'M SORRY. WHEN I'M UPSET, I GET HUNGRY.
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WE'RE ALL UPSET, BOBBY.
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BUT YOU'RE UPSET TOGETHER,
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AND I'M UPSET ALL BY MYSELF.
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I SEE THINGS CLEARLY NOW.
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I'M GONNA GROW UP WITHOUT ANYONE TO LOVE
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AND DIE FRIENDLESS AND ALONE
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LIKE WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.
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I WON'T STAND IN YOUR WAY.
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WHEN THE TIME COMES, I WANT YOU TO EAT ME.
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YOU'D DO THAT FOR US?
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OF COURSE, I WOULD. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIENDS.
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MY BODY IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
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BUT IT WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE,
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IF YOU'D LEFT US SOME OF THOSE CHIPS.
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OH, BOBBY, THAT IS SO KIND.
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AND--AND BRAVE. THANK YOU.
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I'M DOIN' IT FOR YOUR CHILDREN, TOO.
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WE HAVE TO THINK OF THEM.
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I'M STARTIN' TO WORRY.
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HANK AND KAHN SHOULD'VE FOUND THEM BY NOW.
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DON'T WORRY, NANCY. I'M SURE THEY'RE SAFE
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AND NOT EXPLORING EACH OTHER'S BODIES.
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EVEN IF THEY ARE, THERE'S NOTHING THAT LOVERS DO
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THAT COULD POSSIBLY TAKE THIS LONG.
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AM I RIGHT?
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YES, IF YOU ONLY CONSIDER YOUR OWN NEEDS.
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OH, GOSH!
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I THINK I NEED A BEER.
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UH, HONEY, YOU WANT A BEER?
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(BOTH) YES.
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HOW DID HE KNOW I WANTED A BEER?
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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TOO NARROW. MUST GO BACK.
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WE'VE GOTTA GO FORWARD. COME ON! SHOVE ME, DAMMIT!
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[KAHN GRUNTING]
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[BOTH SHRIEKING]
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OH, GOD! NOW I STICKY WITH BEER.
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THIS THE WORST BIRTHDAY I EVER HAD.
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I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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YEAH, I'M 41.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE LOST.
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OH, YOU THINK SO, HUH?
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DALE WILL BRING THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. THEY'LL FIND US.
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THAT'S GREAT! ALL HOPES FOR SURVIVAL PINNED ON DALE GRIBBLE.
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I'M GONNA DIE LIKE A ENGLISH PATIENT GIRLFRIEND.
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LONG, PAINFUL, BORING DEATH!
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WELL, IF WE'RE LOST, THE KIDS ARE PROBABLY LOST, TOO.
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YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS. THAT JOSEPH WITH KAHN JR.
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HIS WHOLE FAMILY LIKE A TENNESSEE WILLIAMS PLAY.
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WELL, JOSEPH'S A GOOD BOY.
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SAY, WHY AREN'T YOU NERVOUS ABOUT MY BOBBY?
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UNTIL PUBERTY, HE DO NO WORSE THAN A HICKEY.
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BESIDES, I KNOW HE A GOOD BOY.
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I APPRECIATE THAT, KAHN, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT.
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MANY A GOOD BOY'S GONE BAD IN THE BONEYARD.
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I SHOULDN'T BE TELLIN' YOU THIS,
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BUT IT'S WHERE A LOT OF US GOT TO 2ND BASE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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WHAT YOU CALL 2ND BASE?
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UH...
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[LAUGHING]
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WELL, WHERE I COME FROM, IT...
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[HANK CLEARING THROAT]
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IT MEANS, AH, WELL...
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[VOICE CRACKING]
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MEANING THAT, YOU SEE, WHEN 2 PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER,
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WELL, YOUR HAND...
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DON'T EXPLAIN A HOME RUN, YOU'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
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IN LAOS WE CALL IT PA SON PATE.
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"PA SON PATE."
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I LIKE IT. IT SOUNDS CLEAN.
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WE NEED MORE GOOD EUPHEMISMS LIKE THAT IN THIS COUNTRY.
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SO, TELL ME, WHERE DID YOU HIT YOUR FIRST PA SON PATE?
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LOUANGPHRABANG CITY. WILD TOWN, MAN.
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SPRING BREAK, AND 2 OUT OF 3 GUYS ARE MONKS.
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TRY NOT GET SOME PA SON PATE.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING CONTINUING]
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HEY, BOBBY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD.
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AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD, CONNIE.
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IT CAN'T BE. THEY'RE NOT YELLIN' AT EACH OTHER.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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DAD!
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BOBBY!
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KAHN JR.!
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UH, HELLO, JOSEPH.
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HEY, MR. HILL.
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WELL, WELL, NOW WE ALL TOGETHER.
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SIT BACK AND RELAX.
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WAIT FOR DALE GRIBBLE TO SAVE US.
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SON, STOP THAT. THIS IS A DESPERATE SITUATION.
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BESIDES, IT'S LITTERING.
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IT'S ALREADY LITTERED, DAD.
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SOMEBODY ELSE DROPPED IT BEFORE US.
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FROM UP THERE.
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HEY, THERE IS A HOLE UP THERE. LOOK.
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THAT COULD BE OUR WAY OUT!
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HEY, HOLD YOUR FIRE UP THERE!
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(BOOMHAUER) HEY, MAN! WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN THE OLD HANK
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DOING DOWN THERE IN THE BONEYARD?
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HEY, GET DOWN IN THERE, YOU GO WANDER AROUND.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?
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BOOMHAUER, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYIN'!
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MUST BE THE ECHO! JUST GET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO LOWER A ROPE!
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HEY, HANK, 10-4 TO GO TO LOWER THAT ROPE.
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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OH, MY LITTLE GOLDEN CHILD!
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[BOTH SIGHING]
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OK, HANK, PUT BOBBY'S BIKE IN THE TRUNK
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AND BUCKLE BOBBY INTO THE CENTER OF THE BACK SEAT, FACING US,
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SO WE BOTH CAN WATCH HIM.
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NOW, PEGGY, HE'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE.
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HE'S A PRETEEN. HE AND JOSEPH RODE THEIR BIKES HERE.
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THEY CAN RIDE THEM HOME.
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THANKS, DAD.
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CONNIE, YOU NEED A LIFT?
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YEAH, CONNIE. YOU WANT A LIFT?
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KAHN JR., YOU COME WITH ME.
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WE GO GET ICE CREAM AND TETANUS SHOT.
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I THINK CONNIE LIKES YOU.
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NAH!
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SHE LIKES YOU.
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THE MINUTE YOU SAID WE COULD EAT YOU, SHE WAS YOURS.
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WELL, MAYBE SHE LIKES BOTH OF US.
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YEAH, WOMEN HAVE TROUBLE CHOOSING BETWEEN GUYS SOMETIMES.
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THEY LIKE TO HAVE THEIR CAKE AND EAT IT, TOO.
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I HEAR YOU.
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HEY, JOSEPH.
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YEAH?
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AH, WHAT WERE YOU EATIN' UNDER THERE?
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UNDER WHERE?
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(BOBBY) OH, YOU WERE EATIN' UNDERWEAR!
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(JOSEPH) SHUT UP!
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BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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(BOBBY) BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
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(KAHN) LONG, PAINFUL, BORING DEATH!