Propaniac

S02E08 - The Son That Got Away

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    ♪[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]

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    ROTHERHOOD ♪

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    ♪ FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA ♪

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    ♪ AND MANY MORE ♪

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    (GRANDY) MISS SOUPHANOUSINPHONE!

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    PLEASE! NOW, LET'S ALL SETTLE. MR. HILL.

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    WE'RE GOING TO SING MY BONNIE.

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    [ALL GROANING]

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    [PITCH PIPE BLOWING]

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    ♪ MY CONNIE IS A LAOTIAN ♪

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    ♪ MY CONNIE LIVES NEXT DOOR TO ME ♪

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    ♪ MY CONNIE IS A LAOTIAN ♪

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    ♪ AND I HAVE TO GO TAKE A PEE ♪

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    [ALL LAUGHING]

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    [PITCH PIPE BLEEPING]

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    (GRANDY) WHAT DID I TELL YOU TWO? BOBBY? CONNIE?

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    THIS IS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK.

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    I'VE SUFFERED THROUGH EVERYTHING FROM "OLD MAN LIVER"

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    TO "THE SMELLOW NOSE OF TEXAS."

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    IT'S TIME WE INVOLVED YOUR PARENTS.

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    [BOTH GASPING]

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    [CAR APPROACHING]

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    KAHN? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

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    GOD, THEY FRAME KAHN JR.

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    I'M HERE TO GREASE SOME PALMS.

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    YOU'RE HERE TO READ THE GAS METER, RIGHT?

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    THAT'S YOUR JOB?

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    NO, I SELL PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES.

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    BOBBY GOT IN TROUBLE, TOO. I HAD TO TAKE OFF WORK.

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    WHY? WHERE YOUR WIFE? SHE SURROGATE MOTHER TODAY?

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    PEGGY IS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.

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    BOBBY, WHAT'S THE IDEA OF ACTIN' UP IN CLASS?

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    "ACTING OUT," MR. HILL. WE CALL IT ACTING OUT.

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    I JUST SANG A SONG PARODY, DAD.

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    LIKE WEIRD AL YANKOVICH.

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    BOBBY, AL YANKOVICH BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT IN THE LATE '80S

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    AFTER PEOPLE STOPPED BUYIN' HIS RECORDS.

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    HE'S NOT WORTH GETTIN' INTO TROUBLE OVER.

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    KAHN JR., THAT BOBBY DRAGGING YOU DOWN LIKE A CHICKEN FAT ANCHOR.

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    TIME OUT! MMM-HMM. MMM-HMM. IT'S ALL KNITTING TOGETHER.

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    YOU SEE, BOBBY AND CONNIE'S DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIORS

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    STEM FROM BAD PARENTAL IMAGING AT HOME.

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    YOU'RE SAYIN' IT'S MY FAULT I'M HERE?

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    I WON'T PLAY YOUR BLAME GAME, MR. HILL.

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    YOUR SON MOCKED A BEAUTIFUL SCOTTISH FOLK SONG.

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    WE OWE IT TO OURSELVES TO FIND OUT WHY.

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    YEAH, HE MAKE A GOOD POINT, HANK.

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    HE SAYS YOU'RE BAD FATHER.

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    NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT BAD DADS.

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    YOU HAVE "BAD-DAD HABITS."

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    [SIGHING]

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    [CLEARING THROAT]

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    GENTLEMEN, LET'S TRY AN ACTIVE LISTENING EXERCISE.

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    KAHN, I WANT YOU TO TELL HANK

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    SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM.

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    WHILE HANK ACTIVELY LISTENS TO THE COMPLIMENT.

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    BOBBY, CONNIE, WATCH AND LEARN.

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    [GROWLING]

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    IT'S YOUR BOY'S FAULT WE'RE HERE!

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    HE BAD CROWD! YOU PUNISH HIM!

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    YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT BOBBY. YOU JUST PUNISH KAHN JR.

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    SHE'S THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL THIS.

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    WELL, OH, YEAH! THERE WILL BE PUNISHMENT!

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    DARN RIGHT THERE'LL BE PUNISHMENT.

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    [BLOWING]

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    GIVE ME THAT!

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    JOSEPH SAYS BOBBY'S IN THE DOGHOUSE.

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    HOW YOU GONNA PUNISH HIM, HANK?

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    WELL, SIR, THAT BOY'S GONNA CLEAN MY RAIN GUTTERS.

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    WELL, WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU.

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    I BELIEVE A CHILD BENEFITS MORE FROM

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    THE PSYCHOLOGICAL APPROACH.

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    WHEN I NEED TO CORRECT JOSEPH, I TELL HIM HE'S ADOPTED.

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    [LAUGHING]

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    YEAH, MY DAD USED TO PUNISH ME BY TELLIN' ME I WAS A GIRL.

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    HE USED TO MAKE ME WEAR DRESSES.

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    PRETTY, PRETTY DRESSES.

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    LET'S GO, BOBBY. IT'S DEBT-PAYIN' TIME.

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    [BIRDS CHIRPING]

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    I WONDER WHAT OLD KAHN HAS IN STORE FOR KAHN JR.

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    WHAT THE--

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    KAHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

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    MOWIN' THE LAWN IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A PUNISHMENT.

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    I'M PUTTING FEAR OF GOD INTO KAHN JR.

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    SHE LEARN WHAT IT LIKE TO BE YOU.

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    YOU KNOW, IT'S THAT KIND OF PERMISSIVE PARENTING

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    THAT FORFEITED YOUR COUNTRY TO THE COMMUNISTS.

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    BLECH!

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    [BIRDS CHEEPING]

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    OH, BABY BIRDS! WHERE'S YOUR MOMMY?

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    [SCREAMING]

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    STOP THAT! I WAS BEING NICE TO THEM!

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    [THUMPING]

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    THAT'S A ROOF, NOT AMERICAN BANDSTAND!

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    OH, HANK, LET HIM DANCE. HE'S HAPPY.

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    [GROANING]

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    [BIRD SQUAWKING]

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    [MOANING]

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    TELL YOU WHAT, DANG BIRD.

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    HI.

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    A BIRD PECKED MY HEAD.

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    OUCH! PARENTS ARE SUCH A DRAG.

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    YEAH. THEY'RE ALWAYS TREATIN' US LIKE KIDS.

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    WE'RE NOT CHILDREN. WE'RE PRETEENS, DAMMIT!

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    LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DUMP. DO SOMETHING FUN.

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    YEAH, AS LONG AS WE'RE BACK FOR SUPPER.

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    MY MOM'S FIXING PORK POCKETS.

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    OK. IT'S A DEAL.

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    LET'S BOOGIE!

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    WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?

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    WE GOTTA GET JOSEPH.

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    I DON'T LIKE JOSEPH. HE THREW A DODGE BALL AT ME ONCE.

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    WELL, I'M SURE HE HAD A GOOD REASON.

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    [BICYCLE APPROACHING]

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    HEY, BOBBY! YOU WANNA DO SOMETHIN'?

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    BOBBY ALREADY HAS PLANS WITH ME.

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    YEAH. WANNA COME?

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    SURE.

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    [GRUNTING]

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    SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA DO?

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    WELL, WE COULD GO PRESS THE CROSSWALK BUTTONS AND RUN AWAY.

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    COOL!

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    BOBBY AND I DON'T LIKE TO DO THAT.

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    WELL, BOBBY AND ME DO.

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    WE COULD GO TO THE LIBRARY AND TALK.

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    YEAH!

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    YEAH. WHY DON'T WE JUST GO BACK TO SCHOOL

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    AND WAIT FOR TOMORROW?

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    HEY, HEY, COME ON, GUYS!

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    DON'T MAKE THIS A CONTEST FOR MY FRIENDSHIP.

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    NOW, I SAY WE GO TO ELECTRIC TOWN, AND WATCH T.V.

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    [BUZZING SOUND]

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    OH! OH!

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    WE COULD GO TO THE CAVES.

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    COME ON, GUYS! IT'LL BE LIKE SNEAKIN' INTO AN "R" MOVIE.

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    YOU'VE BEEN TO AN "R" MOVIE?

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    YEAH. BUT THE ONLY PERSON NAKED WAS HARVEY KEITEL.

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    WE SHOULD GO FOR IT.

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    THE CAVES ARE PROBABLY DARK. LET'S GET BUTANE LIGHTERS.

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    MY DAD SAYS BUTANE'S A BASTARD GAS.

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    I'M GETTING SCENTED CANDLES.

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    THIS ONE SMELLS LIKE LEATHER PANTS.

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    I GOT TUBE CHIPS AND SPRAY CHEESE.

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    THEY KEEP.

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    I GOT GLOW WANDS.

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    AND PANTYHOSE FOR THE LADY.

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    [WATER SPLASHING]

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    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'?

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    GETTING AN OLD TAN, MAN.

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    WE JUST CLEANED YOUR GUTTERS FOR YOU.

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    BUT THAT WAS BOBBY'S PUNISHMENT.

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    MAYBE YOU'D CALL IT PUNISHMENT. I CALL IT "FUNISHMENT."

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    WHERE IS BOBBY?

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    NOW IT'S STARTIN' TO MAKE SOME SENSE.

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    [MOWER ENGINE RUNNING]

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    SHE DID IT AGAIN, KAHN. YOUR LITTLE SIREN LED MY BOY ASTRAY.

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    YOUR SKINHEAD GONE, TOO?

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    BOY, I TELL YOU WHAT, WHEN I DO FIND THOSE KIDS

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    THEY'RE GONNA BE IN REAL TROUBLE NOW.

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    HAVE YOU SEEN JOSEPH?

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    HE'S NOT BACK WITH MY PICK 6 NUMBERS, AND I'M STARTIN' TO WORRY.

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    I CAN'T WIN IT IF I'M NOT IN IT.

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    [ENGINE WHIRRING]

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    YEAH, THE ENTRANCE IS IN THE WEEDS SOMEWHERE.

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    (ALL) THE CAVES!

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    HEY! YOU SHOULDN'T GO IN THERE.

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    YEAH, RIGHT. JUST PLAY WITH YOUR TOY, RANDY.

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    LATER, LOSER.

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    UH, WAIT. MAYBE RANDY'S RIGHT.

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    BOBBY, IF YOU'RE SCARED, YOU CAN STAY OUT HERE.

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    YOU CAN PRETEND IT'S HEADQUARTERS.

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    HEY, YOU WANT TO WATCH ME FLY MY PLANE?

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    WAIT FOR ME.

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    YOU'LL BE SORRY!

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    YOU'LL BE-- OW!

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    FIRST WE LOOK FOR KAHN JR. AT CONTEMPORARY ART MUSEUM.

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    OH, SORRY, ARLEN DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

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    LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.

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    YOU MAY BE DRIVIN', BUT I'M LEADIN' THIS POSSE

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    AND IF FORCED, I WILL COMMANDEER THE VEHICLE.

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    [STUTTERING] OH, LOOK!

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    DO YOU, DO YOU SEE THEM? DO YOU SEE THEM?

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    [CAR ACCELERATING]

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    PLEASE TAKE PEDAL FROM METAL. THEY PROBABLY AT THE MALL.

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    MY HEART IS RACING HERE, MINH.

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    AND WHEN MY HEART RACES, MY BUICK FOLLOWS.

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    CALM DOWN, FOR PEGGY HILL. LOOK AT MY HAND.

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    STILL AS A MONET WATER LILY.

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    WELL, BEING CALM COMES NATURAL TO YOU BUDDHISTS.

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    SO WHAT IF CONNIE'S RUN AWAY, HUH?

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    SHE'LL JUST COME BACK AS A--AS A GRASSHOPPER OR SEA HORSE!

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    I'M SO SORRY, MINH. I'M JUST A LITTLE ON THE EDGE.

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    HEY, LOOK AT THIS!

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    "THE BONEYARD."

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    IT'S WRITTEN IN ANCIENT ENGLISH.

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    WHAT'S "THE BONEYARD"?

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    I CAN'T REMEMBER.

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    IT'S EITHER THE PLACE WHERE OLD PEOPLE GO TO DIE

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    OR YOUNG PEOPLE GO TO MAKE OUT.

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    W-WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG,

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    AND IT'S WHERE YOUNG PEOPLE GO TO DIE

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    AND OLD PEOPLE GO TO MAKE OUT?

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    I TOLD YOU! KAHN JR. NOT THERE.

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    AHA, KAHN JR. GO THERE!

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    NO AMERICAN CHILD

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    WOULD RUN AWAY TO A SHEET MUSIC STORE.

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    THEY DO IF THEY WANT TO HIDE FROM HILLBILLY PARENT.

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    LAST PLACE YOU LOOK, HILLBILLY.

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    ♪[MUSIC PLAYING]

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    [BABIES CRYING]

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    I THOUGHT YOU AND MINH WERE LOOKING FOR BOBBY AND CONNIE.

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    WELL, MINH DECIDED SHE WOULD RATHER LOOK FOR THEM IN A TAXI.

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    OH, I AM SUCH A JUMBLE.

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    AUNT PEGGY, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN WITH THE T.V. FOR A MINUTE

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    AND CLEAR YOUR HEAD?

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    OK, BUT FOR JUST A MOMENT.

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    GUESS WHAT? MONSIGNOR MARTINEZ

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    RENTS A SPORTS CAR

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    IN THE NAME OF THOSE LITTLE BABIES.

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    [IN SPANISH]

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    [EXPLOSION ON TV]

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    [GROANING]

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    I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT.

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    YES, YOU CAN, BOBBY.

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    GRAB ONTO MY SHIRT.

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    [GRUNTING]

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    [JOSEPH EXCLAIMING]

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    [PANTING]

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    WE DID IT! WE'RE IN THE BONEYARD.

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    [WHOOPING]

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    [GRUNTING]

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    WHO'S FRAMPTON?

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    SCORE! PLAYBOY!

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    GREAT! I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ONE.

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    I HOPE THERE'S AN ARTICLE BY NORMAN MAILER.

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    OH, OH, CHECK THIS OUT.

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    "OUR UNABASHED DICTIONARY DEFINES 'HEAVY PETTING'

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    "AS WHEN THINGS GET OUT OF CONTROL AT A WEIGHT WATCHERS' MEETING."

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    [ALL LAUGHING]

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    HE DOESN'T GET IT.

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    I'M STARTIN' TO GET THINGS.

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    I THOUGHT THE KIDS WOULD BE HERE, SURE AS THE WORLD.

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    I'LL BE DIPPED!

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    HEY, RANDY, HAVE YOU SEEN BOBBY AND JOSEPH AND THAT KAHN JR.?

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    MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

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    WE'RE GONNA TAN THEIR HIDES.

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    THEY'RE IN THE CAVES. I DID THE RIGHT THING.

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    I TOLD THEM NOT TO GO. I DID THE RIGHT THING.

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    YOU HEARD HIM, HANK. WE HAVE NO LEGAL RESPONSIBILITY.

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    THE CAVES?

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    OH, MY GOD!

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    WAIT! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? THAT'S GOOD NEWS, RIGHT?

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    NOW WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

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    NO, KAHN. HEAP BAD NEWS.

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    THE CAVES ARE WHERE ARLEN TEENAGERS GO TO MAKE...

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    WELL, WHOOPEE.

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    [GIGGLING]

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    CHECK IT OUT!

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    IT MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF SOME WOMAN.

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    HERE, CONNIE, YOU COULD USE THIS.

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    THANKS.

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    HEY, CONNIE, CONNIE! I FOUND YOU THIS.

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    SKOAL. YUCK!

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    AND I WROTE YOU A SONG.

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    ♪ I'M A SKOAL MAN ♪

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    [HUMMING]

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    YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.

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    (BOBBY) DANG!

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    (CONNIE) OH, THAT WAS OUR LAST CANDLE.

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    I'M SCARED.

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    (JOSEPH) ME, TOO.

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    (BOBBY) ME THREE. WAIT.

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    WE'VE GOT GLOW WANDS.

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    [TIRES SCREECHING]

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    [DALE PANTING]

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    THOSE ARE THEIR BIKES. THEY'RE INSIDE, ALL RIGHT.

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    OH, GOD.

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    I CAN'T SEE. I CAN'T SEE.

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    WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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    DALE, YOU HAVE YOUR SUNGLASSES ON.

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    GOTCHA.

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    TELL YOU WHAT, DALE.

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    WHY DON'T YOU GO TELL PEGGY AND MINH

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    WE'RE HERE, SO THEY DON'T WORRY.

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    I NOTICE MY WIFE'S NAME WAS NOT AMONG THOSE MENTIONED.

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    AM I TO ASSUME NANCY SHOULD CONTINUE WORRYING?

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    AH, YOU GO NOW!

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    MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

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    MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

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    THE KIDS ARE IN THE CAVES.

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    OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT IS WHERE HALF OF ARLEN'S UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES BEGIN.

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    HANK AND KAHN HAVE GONE IN TO PRY THEM APART.

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    DEAR LORD, LET THEM FIND THOSE KIDS

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    BEFORE I AM IN-LAWS WITH MINH.

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    [SPRAYING]

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    MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK NOW.

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    YEAH, I GUESS.

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    WAY.

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    UH, I THINK.

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    OH, NO.

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    YEAH, WE'RE LOST.

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    TAKE ME TO BONEYARD.

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    HOLD ON A SECOND. I DON'T REMEMBER WHICH WAY TO GO.

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    IT'S BEEN A WHILE. I NEED TO GET MY BEARINGS, HERE.

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    WHILE YOU GET YOUR "BEARINGS,"

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    MY CHILD BEARING YOUR CHILD'S CHILD.

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    AH...

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    I THINK IT'S THIS WAY.

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    [MUNCHING]

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    I CAN'T STOP. IT'S OUT OF MY CONTROL.

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    WAY TO GO! WE'RE OUT OF FOOD!

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    I'M SORRY. WHEN I'M UPSET, I GET HUNGRY.

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    WE'RE ALL UPSET, BOBBY.

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    BUT YOU'RE UPSET TOGETHER,

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    AND I'M UPSET ALL BY MYSELF.

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    I SEE THINGS CLEARLY NOW.

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    I'M GONNA GROW UP WITHOUT ANYONE TO LOVE

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    AND DIE FRIENDLESS AND ALONE

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    LIKE WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.

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    I WON'T STAND IN YOUR WAY.

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    WHEN THE TIME COMES, I WANT YOU TO EAT ME.

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    YOU'D DO THAT FOR US?

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    OF COURSE, I WOULD. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIENDS.

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    MY BODY IS MY GIFT TO YOU.

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    BUT IT WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE,

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    IF YOU'D LEFT US SOME OF THOSE CHIPS.

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    OH, BOBBY, THAT IS SO KIND.

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    AND--AND BRAVE. THANK YOU.

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    I'M DOIN' IT FOR YOUR CHILDREN, TOO.

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    WE HAVE TO THINK OF THEM.

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    I'M STARTIN' TO WORRY.

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    HANK AND KAHN SHOULD'VE FOUND THEM BY NOW.

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    DON'T WORRY, NANCY. I'M SURE THEY'RE SAFE

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    AND NOT EXPLORING EACH OTHER'S BODIES.

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    EVEN IF THEY ARE, THERE'S NOTHING THAT LOVERS DO

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    THAT COULD POSSIBLY TAKE THIS LONG.

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    AM I RIGHT?

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    YES, IF YOU ONLY CONSIDER YOUR OWN NEEDS.

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    OH, GOSH!

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    I THINK I NEED A BEER.

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    UH, HONEY, YOU WANT A BEER?

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    (BOTH) YES.

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    HOW DID HE KNOW I WANTED A BEER?

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    [BOTH GRUNTING]

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    TOO NARROW. MUST GO BACK.

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    WE'VE GOTTA GO FORWARD. COME ON! SHOVE ME, DAMMIT!

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    [KAHN GRUNTING]

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    [BOTH SHRIEKING]

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    OH, GOD! NOW I STICKY WITH BEER.

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    THIS THE WORST BIRTHDAY I EVER HAD.

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    I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

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    YEAH, I'M 41.

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    YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE LOST.

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    OH, YOU THINK SO, HUH?

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    DALE WILL BRING THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. THEY'LL FIND US.

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    THAT'S GREAT! ALL HOPES FOR SURVIVAL PINNED ON DALE GRIBBLE.

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    I'M GONNA DIE LIKE A ENGLISH PATIENT GIRLFRIEND.

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    LONG, PAINFUL, BORING DEATH!

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    WELL, IF WE'RE LOST, THE KIDS ARE PROBABLY LOST, TOO.

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    YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS. THAT JOSEPH WITH KAHN JR.

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    HIS WHOLE FAMILY LIKE A TENNESSEE WILLIAMS PLAY.

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    WELL, JOSEPH'S A GOOD BOY.

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    SAY, WHY AREN'T YOU NERVOUS ABOUT MY BOBBY?

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    UNTIL PUBERTY, HE DO NO WORSE THAN A HICKEY.

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    BESIDES, I KNOW HE A GOOD BOY.

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    I APPRECIATE THAT, KAHN, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT.

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    MANY A GOOD BOY'S GONE BAD IN THE BONEYARD.

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    I SHOULDN'T BE TELLIN' YOU THIS,

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    BUT IT'S WHERE A LOT OF US GOT TO 2ND BASE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

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    WHAT YOU CALL 2ND BASE?

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    UH...

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    [LAUGHING]

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    WELL, WHERE I COME FROM, IT...

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    [HANK CLEARING THROAT]

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    IT MEANS, AH, WELL...

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    [VOICE CRACKING]

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    MEANING THAT, YOU SEE, WHEN 2 PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER,

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    WELL, YOUR HAND...

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    DON'T EXPLAIN A HOME RUN, YOU'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

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    IN LAOS WE CALL IT PA SON PATE.

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    "PA SON PATE."

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    I LIKE IT. IT SOUNDS CLEAN.

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    WE NEED MORE GOOD EUPHEMISMS LIKE THAT IN THIS COUNTRY.

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    SO, TELL ME, WHERE DID YOU HIT YOUR FIRST PA SON PATE?

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    LOUANGPHRABANG CITY. WILD TOWN, MAN.

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    SPRING BREAK, AND 2 OUT OF 3 GUYS ARE MONKS.

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    TRY NOT GET SOME PA SON PATE.

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    [BOTH LAUGHING]

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    [LAUGHING CONTINUING]

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    HEY, BOBBY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD.

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    AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD, CONNIE.

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    IT CAN'T BE. THEY'RE NOT YELLIN' AT EACH OTHER.

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    [ALL SCREAMING]

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    DAD!

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    BOBBY!

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    KAHN JR.!

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    UH, HELLO, JOSEPH.

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    HEY, MR. HILL.

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    WELL, WELL, NOW WE ALL TOGETHER.

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    SIT BACK AND RELAX.

  • 19:42 - 19:44

    WAIT FOR DALE GRIBBLE TO SAVE US.

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    SON, STOP THAT. THIS IS A DESPERATE SITUATION.

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    BESIDES, IT'S LITTERING.

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    IT'S ALREADY LITTERED, DAD.

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    SOMEBODY ELSE DROPPED IT BEFORE US.

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    FROM UP THERE.

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    HEY, THERE IS A HOLE UP THERE. LOOK.

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    THAT COULD BE OUR WAY OUT!

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    HEY, HOLD YOUR FIRE UP THERE!

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    (BOOMHAUER) HEY, MAN! WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN THE OLD HANK

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    DOING DOWN THERE IN THE BONEYARD?

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    HEY, GET DOWN IN THERE, YOU GO WANDER AROUND.

  • 20:20 - 20:22

    WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?

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    BOOMHAUER, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYIN'!

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    MUST BE THE ECHO! JUST GET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO LOWER A ROPE!

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    HEY, HANK, 10-4 TO GO TO LOWER THAT ROPE.

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    [ALL EXCLAIMING]

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    OH, MY LITTLE GOLDEN CHILD!

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    [BOTH SIGHING]

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    OK, HANK, PUT BOBBY'S BIKE IN THE TRUNK

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    AND BUCKLE BOBBY INTO THE CENTER OF THE BACK SEAT, FACING US,

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    SO WE BOTH CAN WATCH HIM.

  • 20:52 - 20:55

    NOW, PEGGY, HE'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE.

  • 20:55 - 20:58

    HE'S A PRETEEN. HE AND JOSEPH RODE THEIR BIKES HERE.

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    THEY CAN RIDE THEM HOME.

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    THANKS, DAD.

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    CONNIE, YOU NEED A LIFT?

  • 21:04 - 21:06

    YEAH, CONNIE. YOU WANT A LIFT?

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    KAHN JR., YOU COME WITH ME.

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    WE GO GET ICE CREAM AND TETANUS SHOT.

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    I THINK CONNIE LIKES YOU.

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    NAH!

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    SHE LIKES YOU.

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    THE MINUTE YOU SAID WE COULD EAT YOU, SHE WAS YOURS.

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    WELL, MAYBE SHE LIKES BOTH OF US.

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    YEAH, WOMEN HAVE TROUBLE CHOOSING BETWEEN GUYS SOMETIMES.

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    THEY LIKE TO HAVE THEIR CAKE AND EAT IT, TOO.

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    I HEAR YOU.

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    HEY, JOSEPH.

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    YEAH?

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    AH, WHAT WERE YOU EATIN' UNDER THERE?

  • 21:41 - 21:43

    UNDER WHERE?

  • 21:43 - 21:46

    (BOBBY) OH, YOU WERE EATIN' UNDERWEAR!

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    (JOSEPH) SHUT UP!

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    BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

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    [BOTH LAUGHING]

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    (BOBBY) BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

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    (KAHN) LONG, PAINFUL, BORING DEATH!