S02E06 - Husky Bobby
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♪[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]
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CHIRPING]
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(HANK) YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE SHELWYN'S?
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BECAUSE I CAN ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING I LIKE.
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LIKE THOSE WORK SHOES.
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A FELLA COULD GET A LOT OF WORK DONE IN SHOES LIKE THAT.
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DO YOU THINK THOSE EARRINGS WOULD LOOK NICE ON ME, HANK?
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YOU GOT TO THINK PRACTICAL, PEGGY.
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EARRINGS DON'T KEEP YOU WARM.
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[GRUNTING]
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I CAN'T GET THESE TO WORK!
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COME ON, SON!
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IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A SCIENCE TO DOING UP YOUR PANTS.
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TRY TO WORK WITH THESE, HONEY. THEY'RE ON SALE.
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EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU SHOW US HOW TO OPERATE THESE PANTS?
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WE'RE HAVING SOME TROUBLE.
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AH, WELL, CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY FOR A MOMENT?
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I'M WONDERING IF MAYBE... OH, GEE, HOW DO I PUT THIS?
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UM, WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT QUITE THE RIGHT TIME
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IN YOUR SON'S LIFE FOR SHELWYN'S.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, I--I JUST WONDER IF HE MIGHT FEEL A BIT MORE AT HOME
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AT A STORE LIKE H. DUMPTY'S.
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WHAT'S H. DUMPTY'S?
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H. DUMPTY'S IS A STORE WITH SPECIAL SIZES FOR SPECIAL KIDS.
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ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A FAT KIDS' STORE?
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OH, WELL, THAT WORD WON'T WIN YOU ANY FRIENDS AT H. DUMPTY'S.
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TSK.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK BOBBY IS SPECIAL IN THAT WAY?
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[FABRIC STRETCHING]
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MA'AM, FOR HIS HEIGHT,
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YOUR SON IS A VERY SPECIAL CHILD.
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[SIGHING]
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WELL, LET'S GO TELL BOBBY HE'S FAT.
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NO, HANK!
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THIS IS A VERY SENSITIVE SITUATION
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FOR A LITTLE BOY.
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WE HAVE TO BREAK IT TO HIM GENTLY.
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WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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WELL, WE ARE GOING TO A PLACE CALLED H. DUMPTY'S, BOBBY.
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WHAT'S THAT, A RESTAURANT?
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IT'S A CLOTHING STORE.
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UH, A DIFFERENT KIND OF CLOTHING STORE.
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EVERY SNOWFLAKE IS DIFFERENT
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IN ITS OWN BEAUTIFUL GOD-GIVEN WAY.
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RIGHT, HANK?
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UH, SURE.
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SOME ARE A WHOLE LOT BIGGER THAN OTHERS.
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BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE THEM ANY LESS BEAUTIFUL.
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ARE YOU TAKING ME TO THE VET?
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NOW, THIS IS MY KIND OF STORE!
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[LAUGHS] MMM-HMM.
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SO MANY OVERALLS. FUN COLORS, TOO! JUST SUPER.
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YOU'D NEVER GUESS THEY COULD STRETCH
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AS THEY DO AND STILL KEEP THEIR SHAPE.
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MUST BE USING SOME SORT OF ADVANCED POLYMER.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, BOY?
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WHY DO THEY HAVE TO EXPAND SO MUCH?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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FOR SPORTS AND SKATEBOARDING AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
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A JUVENILE IS ALWAYS STRETCHING HIS CLOTHES, YOU SEE.
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THESE KIDS DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY LIKE SPORTS.
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OH, SURE THEY DO.
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THEY'RE WEARING SNEAKERS
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AND BASEBALL CAPS, AREN'T THEY?
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THIS IS A FAT KIDS' STORE.
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OH, BOBBY, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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OH, LORD!
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I DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
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NOW, SON, COME ON. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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WE'RE JUST SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES.
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YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO FEEL BAD ABOUT.
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IN FACT, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
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YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE.
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YES, PROUD, BECAUSE YOU ARE DIFFERENT,
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AND BEING DIFFERENT
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IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
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IS THAT TRUE, DAD?
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[STUTTERING]
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IT SURE IS, SON. IT SURE IS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK I HAVE NEVER SEEN
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SUCH A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN IN ALL OF MY LIFE.
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THESE SHORTS FIT. THERE'S NO LINES.
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HEY, I'M DRESSED LIKE A FOOTBALL COACH!
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[RASPING VOICE] YOU CALL THAT A BLOCK?
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LOOK AT ME. I'M A MINISTER!
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[CHUCKLES]
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THAT'S TERRIFIC, SON.
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[SIGHS]
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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I'M HAL DUMPTY, THE OWNER HERE AT H. DUMPTY'S.
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I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING YOUR SON.
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I'M SORRY FOR THE DISRUPTION. I'LL GIVE HIM A TALKIN'-TO.
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NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HIS ENTHUSIASM.
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YOU DO? UH-HUH.
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW, SON, YOU LOOK GREAT IN MY CLOTHES.
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WE'RE ABOUT TO PUT AN AD IN THE ARLEN BYSTANDER.
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I'D LIKE HIM TO MODEL FOR US.
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YOU WANT MY SON TO BE A FASHION MODEL?
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SURE. WHY NOT?
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YEAH, DAD. WHY NOT?
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UH, BECAUSE, UH...
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BECAUSE WE'RE VERY, VERY BUSY.
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THAT'S WHY. WE'VE GOT A LOT TO DO TODAY.
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WELL, THE PHOTO SHOOT'S NOT UNTIL TOMORROW.
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WE HAVE EVEN LESS TIME THEN. THANK YOU.
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WELL, WHAT ARE WE DOING TOMORROW, HANK?
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SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.
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I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT,
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THAT'S HOW LITTLE TIME WE HAVE.
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[CRYING]
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THIS IS A FAT KIDS' STORE.
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OH, LORD!
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HEY, LUANNE! DON'T I LOOK HANDSOME?
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HMM, SOMETHING LOOKS DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.
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DID I CUT YOUR HAIR?
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I GOT NEW CLOTHES. WATCH THIS!
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NO RIPS! WE FOUND A BETTER STORE FOR ME.
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ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WAS AN EXTRA-EXTRA LARGE,
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BUT THAT'S WHY MY CLOTHES NEVER FIT RIGHT.
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IT TURNS OUT I'M A MEDIUM.
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GUESS WHAT ELSE?
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THEY EVEN WANTED TO TAKE MY PICTURE AND BE IN AN AD
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ON ACCOUNT OF HOW HANDSOME I LOOK.
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YOU MEAN THEY WANT YOU TO MODEL?
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[GASPS]
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BOBBY, THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
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IT IS?
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OH, YEAH.
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BOBBY, MODELS ARE SOME OF THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH.
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I LIKE BEING HAPPY.
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DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO DO YOUR HAIR?
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE A RIDE.
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WELL, I CAN DRIVE YOU.
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I'LL BE YOUR DRIVER-SLASH-STYLIST.
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I'M WORKING TOWARDS GETTING MY LICENSE IN BOTH.
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HEY, THIS ISN'T A RESTAURANT REVIEW,
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IT'S A PAID ADVERTISEMENT.
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DAD, A MAN TOOK PICTURES OF ME.
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WHAT?
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I WAS A MODEL FOR THE H. DUMPTY'S AD.
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WHAT?
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I THOUGHT WE AGREED I WAS TOO BUSY FOR YOU TO MODEL.
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LUANNE TOOK ME.
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[SHUDDERING]
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AH!
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OH!
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OH, YEAH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE, TOO.
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THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO BE IN TOMORROW'S PAPER, TOMORROW.
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[HANK SCREAMING]
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IF YOU RUN THAT AD IN YOUR PAPER,
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MY SON COULD NEVER GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
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YOU'VE SEEN HIS PICTURE.
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YOU CAN TELL HE'S NOT VERY GOOD WITH HIS FISTS.
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OH, UH,
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MORNING, BILL.
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DID YOU COME OVER TO HAVE BREAKFAST WITH ME
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'CAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS LONELY?
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UH, SURE.
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ALL RIGHT. I'LL START GRATING THE POTATERS.
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[SIGHS]
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YOU KNOW, UH, I DON'T KNOW
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IF YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE TOO BIG OF A DEAL OUT OF THIS, BOBBY.
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WHY NOT? I GOT MY PICTURE TAKEN,
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I MADE $40,
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AND THEY LET ME KEEP THE UNDERWEAR.
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I'M STILL WEARING IT, DAD.
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UH-HUH, OKEY-DOKEY.
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WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR CALLING.
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WE--WE CERTAINLY WILL. OK, BYE-BYE.
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WELL,
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THAT WAS THE 2ND BIGGEST TALENT AGENT IN ALL OF ARLEN.
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HE SAYS HE SAW THE AD, AND HE WANTS TO MEET US.
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HE SAYS HE CAN GET BOBBY LOTS OF WORK.
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WOW! WHERE DO I SIGN?
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UH, PEGGY...
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WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING BOBBY?
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I'M TRYING TO CONTAIN AN OUTBREAK HERE,
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AND YOU'RE DRIVING THE MONKEY TO THE AIRPORT.
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WHAT IS THE HARM IN LETTING BOBBY DO SOMETHING
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THAT MAKES HIM FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF?
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WHAT'S THE HARM?
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PEGGY, KIDS ALWAYS VICTIMIZE THE ONE WHO'S DIFFERENT.
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BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
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HEY, FATTY. YOU ARE FAT!
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[LAUGHING]
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WELL, TIMES HAVE CHANGED, THANK GOODNESS!
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IN TODAY'S WORLD, WE CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENCES.
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DON'T YOU WATCH T.V.?
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YOU KNOW VERY WELL I WATCH T.V.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD WATCH A LITTLE MORE CLOSELY.
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THE DAYTIME TALK SHOWS ARE JUST FULL OF PEOPLE
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WHO ARE STANDING UP AND SAYING:
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"I AM DIFFERENT. I AM PROUD OF IT.
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GET USED TO IT. WHOO!"
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I'M NOT SAYING BOBBY SHOULDN'T BE PROUD.
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I'M JUST SAYING HE SHOULD KEEP IT TO HIMSELF.
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AND IF THAT MEANS ONE DAY HE ENDS UP ON OPRAH
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WITH NOTHING TO SAY, WELL, THEN SO BE IT.
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HANK, SHH, LOOK,
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LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS.
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I GOT MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE, A LEAF I FOUND
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AND NOW THIS.
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(LUANNE) OH!
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DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM?
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HEY, TAKE A SEAT.
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CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? WATER?
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IT'S IN A BOTTLE?
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WHEN YOU REACH THE TOP, SON,
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YOU'LL FIND MOST EVERYTHING IS. MS. HILL?
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OH, I'M NOT THIRSTY NOW, BUT THANK YOU.
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THE H. DUMPTY'S AD WAS A GREAT START,
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BUT I THINK WITH THE RIGHT HANDLING,
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YOU COULD BE THE NEXT ANDY MAYNARD.
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HEY, I'VE SEEN THAT GUY!
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HE LIKES HIS SUNDAE EVEN ON A MONDAY.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS REAL.
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OH, HE'S REAL, ALL RIGHT. AS IN "REAL HOT."
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NEXT WEEK, I GOT HIM HEADLINING
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AT THE LITTLE JUNIOR PLUS FASHION SHOW.
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[GASPS]
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IS THAT SOMETHING BOBBY COULD DO?
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ONE STEP AT A TIME, MRS. HILL.
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THERE'S A CATALOG SHOOT TOMORROW FOR CAULFIELD'S OF TEXAS.
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THEY ARE LAUNCHING A NEW LINE OF CLOTHING CALLED GRAVITAS.
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I WANT THAT ACCOUNT.
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HEY THERE, SON.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TOSS THE OLD PIGSKIN AROUND?
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GET A LITTLE EXERCISE?
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NO, I DON'T THINK SO, DAD.
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I GOT A CATALOG SHOOT COMING UP.
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I GOT TO WATCH MY SHAPE.
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TELL YOU WHAT.
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YOU PLAY A LITTLE CATCH WITH YOUR OLD MAN THIS AFTERNOON,
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AND I'LL BUY YOU THAT ALBUM YOU WANT BY THOSE GUYS I HATE.
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THANKS, BUT I ALREADY GOT IT.
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MY AGENT GAVE ME AN ADVANCE.
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YOU SAID YOU'D BUY ME IF MY GRADES IMPROVED.
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ALL RAKED AND BAGGED, BOBBY.
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THANKS, MR. DAUTERIVE.
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NO, THANK YOU, SIR.
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HEY, HANK.
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RAKING THE YARD IS YOUR JOB, BOBBY.
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I KNOW, BUT I GOT A CAREER TO THINK ABOUT NOW.
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THE YARD IS RAKED,
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BUT THIS PEANUT BUTTER'S NOT GONNA EAT ITSELF.
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WELL, BACK TO WORK.
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[SIGHS]
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WELL, WE'RE OFF TO THE PHOTO SHOOT, HANK.
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SEE YOU THERE LATER.
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PHOTO SHOOT? WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A PHOTO SHOOT?
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UH, NOTHING.
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I'M JUST, UH,
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GETTING SOME FAMILY PORTRAITS TAKEN.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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AH, SO FAMILY BOY IS GETTING HIS PORTRAIT TAKEN.
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WHEE!
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DID YOU BRING YOUR COMB?
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[SNICKERING]
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FUNNY.
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YEAH, MAN. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.
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HANK GETS ALL PRETTIED UP,
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AND THEN ALL COMBING HIS HAIR OFF TO THE SIDE
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LIKE THIS--LIKE, "THIS IS MY GOOD SIDE,"
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DANG OLD PRETTY SISSIED-OUT LIKE THAT.
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YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS OUGHT TO WATCH IT.
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MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE LIKE THAT,
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YOU COULD HURT THEIR FEELINGS.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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♪[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
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UH!
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[SHUDDERS]
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[COUGHING]
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BOBBY!
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HEY, DAD! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
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WE'RE COMING OFF OF 5 AND NOW WE'RE GONNA SHOOT ANOTHER SETUP.
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GRAB A PLATE AND SETTLE. THAT MEANS, BE QUIET.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW YOU LOOK?
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ON CAMERA OR OFF?
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BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 VERY DIFFERENT THINGS.
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(CARLO) CAN WE PLEASE HAVE IT QUIET?
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CARLO IS A LITTLE UPSET TODAY.
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HE HAD A SPAT WITH ORLANDO.
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I AM LEARNING SO MUCH.
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[SIGHING]
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YOO-HOO! OVER HERE, HANK.
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MY GOD, PEGGY,
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I FEEL LIKE I'VE DIED AND GONE TO NEW YORK!
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COME ON, THIS IS VERY EXCITING!
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I THINK BOBBY MAY HAVE FOUND HIS CALLING.
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THE DIRECTOR WANTS TO PUT BOBBY
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IN THE LITTLE JUNIOR PLUS FASHION SHOW.
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THE LITTLE JUNIOR WHAT?
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PLUS! IT'S THIS WEEKEND.
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NOW, ORLANDO SAYS THEY'RE GOING TO BROADCAST IT
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ON ARLEN CABLE ACCESS.
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BUT DON'T TELL CARLO.
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OH, NO, DON'T TELL CARLO.
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WHY WOULD I TELL ANYTHING TO CARLO?
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WHO THE HELL IS CARLO?
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
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OK. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, YES?
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YOU'RE OLDER NOW.
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WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE, LITTLE MAN?
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YES, THAT'S IT.
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AND YOU MAKE A WISH FOR SOMETHING MAGICAL.
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DON'T TELL!
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♪[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
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RUN, RUN, RUN,
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LOOK AT YOU GO! GO TO THE 50, GO TO THE 60.
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THIS IS YOUR OLYMPIC DREAM COME TRUE.
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[SIGHING]
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THEY TRY TO TACKLE YOU, BUT YOU WON'T LET THEM,
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BECAUSE YOU LOOK TOO FANTASTIC.
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HEY THERE, LIFEGUARD!
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LOOK AT YOU. UP ON YOUR PERCH SO HIGH.
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ALL AROUND YOU THEY SPLASH AND SPLASH, BUT NOT YOU.
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CUT! CUT! THAT'S IT!
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GO HOME, EVERYBODY. NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.
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HANK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
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I'M NOT EVEN HERE. NONE OF US ARE. LET'S GO.
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[GASPING]
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[PEOPLE MURMURING]
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HANKIE-- NO.
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DAD-- NO!
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UNCLE-- NO!
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
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IT'S NOT FAIR. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD
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TO THIS FASHION SHOW FOR HOURS.
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I WANNA BE A PART OF HISTORY. PLEASE?
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BOBBY, THERE ARE TIMES WHEN A FATHER KNOWS BEST,
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AND THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
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[SIGHING]
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MY HAIR IS CAUGHT IN THE DOOR.
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IT'S REALLY OUR FAULT, PEGGY.
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SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
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WE FORGOT TO TEACH BOBBY SHAME.
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I GUESS WE CAN'T COUNT ON THE SCHOOLS FOR EVERYTHING.
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WELL, GOOD NIGHT. AND DON'T WORRY.
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BY TOMORROW, HE'LL HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THAT FASHION SHOW.
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[BRAKES SQUEAKING]
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MORNING, PEGGY. WHERE'S BOBBY?
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DON'T TELL ME HE'S STILL SLEEPING.
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WELL, WHY NOT?
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WHAT'S HE GOT TO WAKE UP FOR?
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[SIGHS]
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I'D BETTER GO TALK TO HIM.
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BOBBY, I KNOW
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YOU'RE PROBABLY PRETTY UPSET WITH ME RIGHT NOW,
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BUT ONE DAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
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HOW MUCH LOVE IT TAKES TO CRUSH A LITTLE BOY'S DREAMS.
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NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET UP AND HAVE SOME BREAKFAST TOGETHER?
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BOBBY?
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[GASPING]
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QUICK, LUANNE. BOBBY'S RUN OFF!
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YOU GOT TO TELL ME WHERE HE IS.
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OH, NO! NOT YOU, TOO!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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I'M IN A CRISIS SITUATION HERE. I GOT TO GO FIND BOBBY.
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YOU TWO TAKE TURNS KICKING EACH OTHER'S ASSES.
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[WHIRRING]
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[PULLEY SQUEAKING]
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I'M BOBBY HILL. I'M HERE FOR THE SHOW.
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AH, YES, BOBBY HILL. YOU'RE TALENT.
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OH.
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HERE'S YOUR COMPLIMENTARY TOTE BAG.
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TOILET WATER.
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COOL! THAT'S, LIKE, FOR AN EMERGENCY OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
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(PEGGY) IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW FAST YOU DRIVE, HANK.
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WE'LL NEVER GET THERE ON TIME. WE MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT.
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WE'RE MISSING HIS BIG MOMENT.
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NO, WE'RE STOPPING HIS BIG MOMENT.
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I DIDN'T FILL UP WITH 89 OCTANE FOR NOTHING.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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IT'S A FASHION SHOW FOR PLUS-SIZE BOYS.
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THERE'S GOING TO BE MUSIC AND A FOG MACHINE,
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AND IT ALL GOES TO BENEFIT THE SCHOOLS.
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PLUS FREE DOUGHNUTS.
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WE'LL DO IT FOR THE SCHOOLS.
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[CAR ENGINE ROARING]
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HEY, YOU'RE ANDY MAYNARD!
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DUH!
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I'M GONNA BE IN THE SHOW WITH YOU.
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HEY, DON'T PUT YOUR STUFF DOWN THERE!
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I CALLED THIS WHOLE MAKEUP COUNTER.
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DID YOU GET A FREE BAG?
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YEAH, BLAH!
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IT'S THE WORST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN.
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YEAH.
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HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GET INTO TROUBLE?
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NO.
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THEN GET ME A BROWNIE.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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[SIGHING]
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HEY!
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[PANTING]
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[GASPS]
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[BOYS SHRIEKING]
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RELAX, RELAX, IT'S NOTHING I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.
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[SHUDDERS]
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HEY, NEVER SAY I DON'T HUSTLE FOR YOU, BOBBY.
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IT'S A DONE DEAL. YOU'RE GOING ON FIRST.
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FIRST? ME?
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BUT WHAT WILL ANDY MAYNARD THINK?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ANDY MAYNARD THINKS.
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[SOBBING]
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ANDY MAYNARD ALWAYS GOES ON FIRST.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M READY FOR THIS?
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I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY.
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I KNOW YOU ARE.
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NOW, GO OUT THERE
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AND KNOCK 'EM DEAD, SAILOR BOY.
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ARE YOU GONNA COME QUIETLY,
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OR DO I CARRY YOU OUT BABY-TANTRUM STYLE?
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YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LEAVE, DAD.
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I'M GOING ON FIRST.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN FIRST IN ANYTHING.
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TELL YOU WHAT. YOU CAN BE THE FIRST
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TO DROP OUT OF THIS SHOW. COME ON.
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WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO TURN ME INTO YOU?
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,
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BUT I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC AND YOU'RE NOT AN ICE SKATER.
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SO LET'S GO.
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BUT IT'S NOT FAIR.
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OH, COME ON, SON.
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I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU FROM BEING EMBARRASSED.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF?
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OR ARE YOU AFRAID YOU'LL BE EMBARRASSED?
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COME ON, BOBBY, LET'S GO.
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ARE YOU TOO SEXY FOR YOUR SHIRT OR AREN'T YOU?
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I'M SORRY, MR. STOKES.
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I WANT TO DO THE SHOW BUT MY DAD WON'T LET ME.
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I GUESS I'LL NEVER GET MY MOMENT IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
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(HANK) BOBBY, WAIT.
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YES, DAD?
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WHY DON'T YOU DRAPE THIS PONCHO OVER YOU
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TILL WE GET TO THE CAR?
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(EMCEE) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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THE ARLEN GALLERIAPLEX IS PROUD TO PRESENT
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LITTLE JUNIOR PLUS: FASHIONS FOR A NEW MILLENNIUM.
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♪[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
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NO, NO, LET ME GO.
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I HAVE TO GET OUT THERE
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BEFORE THE WHALE SPOUTS CONFETTI.
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SEE YOU LATER, NAVIGATOR.
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[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
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CARLO! CARLO, HELP!
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[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
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[GROANS]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[AUDIENCE SHRIEKING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTING]
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HEY, WHERE DO THESE GO?
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RIGHT HERE IS FINE.
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING]
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[MOANING]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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[THUDDING]
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WOW, DAD!
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HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN?
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WELL, I JUST KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT HUMAN NATURE, SON.
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IF YOU PUT TEENAGERS AND HUSKY BOYS AND DOUGHNUTS
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ALL IN THE SAME PLACE, YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE.
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I FEEL GOOD RIGHT NOW.
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I FEEL LIKE THIS GUY WILL GET ME OUT OF ANYTHING.
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I'M GONNA HAVE BILL WASH YOUR CAR.
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IT GOES TO SHOW
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A FATHER KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR HIS KID.
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AND THE MOTHER, ALTHOUGH WELL-MEANING, IS USUALLY WRONG.
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USUALLY WRONG?
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MY LIFETIME AVERAGE
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IS STILL HIGHER THAN YOURS, MISTER.
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OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN SOLOFLEX?
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ALL RIGHT. NO NEED TO BRING THAT UP.
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[IMITATING HANK] "DON'T WORRY, PEGGY. I'LL USE IT EVERY DAY.
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IT'S CHEAPER THAN GOING TO THE GYM."
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OK. YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT.
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CHEST, SHOULDER AND BACK."
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[LAUGHS]
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(HANK) OK!